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Considering the recent discussions here on CERB about fat/skinny body shaming, I wanted to share this amazing website that I came across today! "The Nu Project is a series of honest nudes of women from all over the world. The project began in 2005 and has stayed true to the original vision: no professional models, minimal makeup and no glamour. The focus of the project has been and continues to be the subjects and their personalities, spaces, insecurities and quirks." It is quite a remarkable collection of photographs of a wide variety of real women. It is a showcases and celebrates the beauty in ALL women's bodies, in their natural state. All unique and beautiful in their own way! :) www.thenuproject.com Enjoy!

I've tried to ignore this thread, I've skimmed it pretending not to read it. Those who've been in touch with me this week will already know that my mind has gone on vacation and left my big bad self unattended and I've turned the edit button off. That warning posted, here it goes... You are paying $$, $$$ or $$$$ to get laid and you want to fuss about parking? We search high and low for the perfect place to put up our den of inequities and you want to complain about spending an extra $10 for the afternoon to park in a lot rather than $4 for an hour of street parking? It's not like we stay at the Chateau where the parking is $22. There are parking lots all over this city within spitting distance of every major hotel. Here is the Parkopedia link to help those who are logistically challenged. http://en.parkopedia.ca/parking/ottawa/ This mini-rant stems from new clients walking thru my door wanting me to REFUND their parking at the Minto and initially I DID IT! I felt guilty that I didn't know 4 years ago when I moved here that all the street parking would be removed for bike lanes. I have since reconciled that and simply tell guests that if they want to avoid parking tickets to park underground or in a lot. Guys get teed off if a girl is clock watcher but then get even more pissed if she isn't and he stays too long resulting in him getting a ticket. The way I see it, there are three viable options to prevent the hassles of finding street parking and risking getting a ticket... 1. Only see girls within walking distance of where you are. 2. Only see girls that have free parking, ask in advance. or 3. Pony up the extra $ and pay to park in a lot. It isn't rocket science. If you're paying for pussy don't be a penny pincher... cat

Ok, I think I found the bug.... after MANY hours looking. Let me know if anyone can still not see the twitter boxes please.

SNOW....again...

They say all good things come to an end:( Maria came to us just a few months ago, and now has decided to embark on another adventure for herself. This is what she would like to say to all of the lovely people she had met here at Miss Sophia V's and CERB " I came to Sophia's just a short time ago. I was starting over, as I just arrived from Alberta. When I arrived I was unsure how I was going to do this on my own. But then Sophia took in under her wing and showed me a side of this life that I never would have known! She gently guided me, and helped to build my self esteem in a way that no one has ever done! She showed me how to gain my independence again. I regret leaving so quickly, but a great opportunity fell in my lap that I simply can not turn down. I feel that I have been giving a new take on life and the direction I want to go in now. So I am going to give it a try, and who knows maybe I will be back from time to time. Thanks to all the wonderful people I have met, and hope that we will meet again! Thanks again!" I will remain in touch with Maria. I wish her much success and happiness with her new adventure. I will most certainly miss her:( I will miss having you here and all the fun times we had! Till next time, stay safe Maria!

It's been mentioned in previous threads that Katherine (http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=29603) has provided nuru massage.

I don't get many pop-ups, but lately there have been a lot of women in Ottawa who want to be my fuckbuddy... lucky me! ;)

Cam Girls pop-up when I'm trying to watch porn....

Well Maria, I wish you the best of luck in your new journey. We are both in transition right now, and I understand how difficult this is, but am glad you are on a path that makes you feel good. Take care and God bless you. hugs and love Meaghan (formerly of New Brunswick)

I realized I have been in the hobby for longer than most of the SP's I see have been alive. My first time was with a street walker from the Main in Montreal back in the summer of 1980. This girl was a natural red head with a spinner body and more freckles than I had ever seen. She spoke no English and my French was only passable, but somehow we managed. The whole experience was mechanical and somewhat clinical. It was over quickly as well. Since then I've had the great pleasure of sampling SP's from across North America, Europe and Asia. In truth, Ottawa has the best resident SP's that I have ever encountered in one place. This includes Vegas and Amsterdam. I am so grateful for the ladies of Ottawa and for the CERB community.

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The white shirt...

Another shot at my favorite ... the black dress . Well those who wear it...

Hey my Naughty cerbies :-) I have been thinking lately to go back to the spa for 1 day every week. I know there is a lot of people that wanna see me but my quebec location is a bit to far for them. So Can you guys let me know by replying here if you would be happy to have me 1 day a week at Angels Touch on Bentley avenue in nepean. And If yess what day of the week would works best for you ? Morning or evening ? I would go with the most popular day and time :p Can't wait to know what you guys think about it Thanks in advance xoxox Katrine C.

In Ottawa I always park in the hotel's underground parking and I never had any problems, especially when I compare to Montreal (what a headache it can be sometimes overthere). Just today, I spent $140 in parking (including a parking fine) As much as I love the Hilton Lac Leamy and although it's probably one of my favorite hotel in the NCR, I freaking hate the way they set-up the parking: soooo far from the main entrance lol! You think I sound lazy? Well try to walk that with a paire of 5" heels!

I don't know of any "nice/classy" hotels off of the highway. If you wish to meet at a Travellodge type of venue, then ok. I, personally would not book such a place to entertain a guest (yet I might stay there ona personal trip for economic reasons).

after years of having a password protected, company supplied smartphone, I enjoyed the simplicity and speed of not having a password on my new personal iPhone ... but, I finally got around to adding one ... too much of my life is on that phone now I should go find the app that takes the user's picture if they enter the wrong password three times in a row and then emails the picture plus their GPS location to your email address

Good Luck Maria!

So, I can see my twitter box on my profile but no feeds. I can see other profiles, with their feeds working just fine. I have removed it about three times and then reset it, using my PC not a tablet,phone or lap top. I don't know what's happening, OR is it because my profile is protected and locked on Twitter? Additional Comments: Thanks Gia, that is what I thought it was after the 3rd attempt, my account was hacked months ago, hence my reasoning for locking it down. Perhaps it is time to open up and spread my tweets :) LOL

STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING. baby tapir

Good luck Maria, I wish you all the best on your journey!

Cruises are great as long as you stay stranded on the ocean for 5 days without power and running water. Just saying. I have traveled most of the Caribbean and Central America and it all depends on what you are looking for. If you want shopping St-Maarten is good and Cancun, Jamaica. If you want guaranteed sun Costa Rica with almost 40 degree of heat everyday and no rain, you will see monkeys just like we see deers and racoons in Canada. They also have some dangerous animals similar as in Africa because of the temperature ex. deadly snakes, pumas, jaguars, leopards etc. You can visit live volcano, amazing water falls and even swim under them, they truly have beautiful animals and landscape. Mind you I visited during dry season which is from Nov.-Apr. I was not that impressed with Dominican Republic weather and activities, but I must admit that the Dominican girls have an amazing round bum that I wanted to touch. So many more places I could name but too big of a list.

Goodluck on your new path and hope everything goes well Maria!

Please wish Maria all the best.

Thought I would share this here as well. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=123189 Thanks to everyone who showed support. Although it was hard decision for Maria, she feels this is best for her at this time. Thanks again, xoxoox Sophia

A personal assistant could be charged with living on the avails, for sure. I considered this, it one point, but changed my mind when I heard other ladies' stories about problems they'd had. One had had an assistant who tried to blackmail her. In the end, I decided that the personal touch was the best way for me. My decisions about who to see are based on some subtle things, sometimes. Since I don't take same-day meetings, I don't have to be in a rush. That works for me. For those with a different business model, the right assistant might work. I'd want someone I already knew who really understood what I'm doing, how and why and who had already earned a solid track record of her own in our industry because I don't think that anyone who hasn't been a paid companion can ever truly understand what it's like to be one.

Obsession of the Day :)

It's working now!! :biggrin: (For me, at least... I assume it is for others too) Yay! Thanks Mod!

just put a pass code on your phone that requires a search warrant to access.....and that is not easy with a cell.

You may want to include if she can contact you and best hours to do so? She may just not be recieving your messages til later and is being discreet for your sake. If not you may consider approaching the situation differently.

IANAL, but as things stand at the moment (except in Ontario) I suspect a personal assistant would be open to prosecution for living off the avails. Perhaps if the SCC strikes that one down, this will change... but even so, it seems to be a fairly major expense with some downsides, as you mention. Personally, I'd much prefer to be dealing with the person I'm going to meet. But that's just me... and after all, agencies appear to survive...

I love Agent Provocateur. But I will have to say I also have my eye on some vintage fur masks from http://www.coco-de-mer.com

Getting drunk, changing my CERB password, and not being able to remember it the next day! LOL One damn bottle of wine's my limit now.

I can honestly say that the best BJ I've ever had was covered and wow oh wow, did that little thing have a great technique! Wish I knew where she was now!

Nothing from my PC, IPAD,MacBook Pro laptop,Iphone..zipppo..I don't see twitter feed on any profiles.

Road Rage Incident Ends Badly: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/cars/injured+Orleans+road+rage+incident+suspects+large/7977430/story.html

You shouldn't worry. I was 23 the first time i saw an SP, and both ladies i've seen didn't seem to mind my age. Specialy the one i repeated 5-6 times. =P

Funny I thought after years my name was "God" providers I've met, always did scream out "O my god...O my god....fuck...fuck....god...O god dont stop, O god right there, yes god dam it.....yes god....dam it...god fuck me harder...O fucking GOD going to CUM.....fuck yes fuck yes fuck YES.....O my GOD you are so fucking deep....yes god dam it more..more...im going to cum....oh fuck yes....god dam ....you made me cum...God that was fantastic......god I need to catch my breath ... :) Lol Sorry not to offend the fathers name in vain to possibly offend others.

I was fully hard today for the first time since my heart attack!!! Yay!!!!! Didn't last long as I was alone. Progress!! Major progress. :D

These are a few of my favourites!

A bottle of 30 year Offley Port, blue cheese and walnuts. Absolutely incredible together. Chuck

I would be a sloth. My days would consist of hanging from a tree and eating. And sleeping. Kind of like how my life is now ;)

My first trip to Cuba....I have now been 8 times, and going for the 9th tis March:) My first time there was Christmas eve:) Was not sure if I would like to be away for Christmas, but thought it may be interesting to see the "spirit of Christmas" would follow me there or not.... I will have to say it sure did!! I managed to bring with me $1,000 and basically gave it away to those in need. I went to a small Catholic cathedral, for Christmas Mass, and there sitting a peu was this little young man around 11yrs, he had his younger brother of 4 years in his arms. No shoes on their feet, ripped cloths and the sweetest biggest brown eyes I have ever seen! I slipped to him 100.00 in convertible Paso as a gift to his family:) He looked at me with such surprise and big tears began to fall...mine and his! In the little bit of Spanish that I speak, told him to go straight home to Mama and Papa with that and not to let anyone know about it...and he did! A few days later, he seen me walking inn the market. He got his Mother and Father to come meet me. To this day, we remain Friends and are welcomed with open arms and open hearts! I love my Cuban family:) Cant wait to see them in March! Just another thought to add, I also met this awesome lady, I asked her if it makes her sad that she can not travel as we do, her answer was so enlightening for me...she said" But I do travel....through all of you I see the world!" That will never fade from my memory!

Just a thought, but IMO it may impact the "type" of person that responds to that ad. If you're looking for mature clients that crave maturity and a connection from the experience it may not appeal to them. They'll be looking for a more intellectual sensual approach (these are the type of clients that are likely to be repeat customers). However, if you're looking for a quick client that's all about the "sex" and cares little about the connection that might do the trick just fine. Really it just speaks to a different class of individual. Again this is just my opinion. I prefer a classy lady that surprises me with the explicit language during the encounter.

Someone who picks up the tip left on the table by another person in their party, intended for the server.

When I arrived in Canada I had only once used a real picture in 19 years of working in this industry. I understand the philosophy behind "real" pics but it doesn't mean I am any more comfortable with my pics being out there. I understand the reasons why she may have used the photos and I respect her offering an apology... cat

Age is only a factor if you make it one in this industry. What is important is to find a provider that appeals to you on more than just a physical level. There are some very mature young ladies on here that take their work seriously and treat their clients with the same respect they receive. At your age, you already realize that great sex takes more than just a beautiful body, it takes passion, spirit and the intelligence to ensure all your needs are met. You've certainly come to the right place, just do your research and have fun... cat

The little black dress is a must in every women's wardrobe! This one is my favorite :) I love to wear it on a date! Perfectly hugging my curves, this black lace dress contrasting with my porcelain skin is perfect to wear with a sexy corset under, a garter belt and stockings. I love to a woman! :D