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Before the members here get upset at you for some of your questions I am going to step in with some advise. You should probably spend some time reading past posts here as you would answer all your questions and not offend anyone. You will upset people here with comments like "Is it safe to go down on an SP or make out?". I assume by "Safe" your referring to STD/STI's and this is a silly question to ask that would be offensive to some. If you pick up a lady in a bar or a dating site or just in random it would be no less/more "SAFE" to go down on her. The fact that most SP's always use condoms for sex some would argue that it may statistically be safer but no one can back up claims. The truth of the mater is that anyone can have a STD/STI at any time and not even know it themselves. Educate yourself from HEALTH sites and know your risks (This is a general rule for life). Also, remember that SP's are not looking for "Friends outside of the business" sure it happens at times but don't every expect it. They are running business's and most people like to keep personal lives out of this line of work.

Hey, I know this is the last thing you want to hear but everything happens for a reason right :) I know things are hurting right now but with time, good company and friends you'll get through this. Keep your chin up, smile bright and try to think positive :) Pm me if you need to talk. I have big shoulders if you need some!

I,d just like to send out well wishes to those affected by the severe flooding in Alberta and let them know our thoughts and prayers are with them !

Let's hope Canada takes care of their own and sends emergency help, funds and medical care. It may not be a tsunami or tornado, but I sure hope the government sees the crisis and lends the hand here, as it does to so many other nations in crisis. Our poor neighbours! :-(

First of all, welcome to CERB! I don't know who to pick, and when, Do your research! Look up some Recommendations, check out girls' websites, PM them beforehand, look in the Ads section... there is a wealth of knowledge available to you to find the right person. I prefer out calls into my private apartment but I'm not so much familiar with the whole process There are many SPs who offer outcalls to apartments, but keep in mind if you are a new client some SPs may not be comfortable with this at first. Everyone is different, though, so again, talk it out! What would she expect before/once she gets there? This has been covered a lot, in many threads on this board. Some main points: Make Sure You Are CLEAN - Shower, brush your teeth, make sure your nails are trimmed, scrub/trim your junk, guzzle some mouthwash. Etc. BE POLITE - treat it like a date. Nice clients make for happy SPs, and happy SPs are good to their clients. PAY UPFRONT - offer the lady your envelope as soon as she walks in the door, or leave it on a table in front of her. Don't be offended if she counts it in front of you. DO NOT SHORTCHANGE - Duh. Do you give the donation before or after the service? Upfront. Always upfront. How do I know that she likes her job before booking an appointment? This is something you can never *really* know, but assume she does. You should know if you've spoken to her beforehand. And if not, you can always ask! Do you ever become friends with a SP? From my own experience, I can tell you personally I tend to develop a friendship with my clients, but I don't mix business and pleasure. My personal life is personal, and I don't see or date anyone who is or has been a client. Period. Is it ok to ask for ID before getting into something? because I heard a lot of stories about SP Reporting abuse against their clients (with all do respect to all the SP on the website) I would never show my ID to a client. I refuse outright to give my personal information, including my real name/last name, to anyone. I won't get into that can of worms, but first of all it would be rude and impolite to ask for, and second it's an invasion of the lady's privacy. I'm not that experienced so is there a lady that is specialized with non-experienced men? Most ladies have a knack for getting past your jitters - let her know in advance that you are inexperienced so she knows to take the lead. Is it safe to go down on an SP or make out? How do you know it's ever really "safe"? Even if you are in a monogamous relationship, you never *really* know what's happening behind closed doors. Take percautions, use protection, get tested. Hell, get tested before and after if it will make you feel better. And I'm the type of guy that likes to satisfy, so would it be easy to satisfy an SP? Again, you can never know that. Every person is different, every encounter is different, the chemistry between people is different. I know as a woman, some days are easier to cum than others, I get off with some people and not with others, some days honestly it's just too much work and I don't feel like it. That's something you can never guarantee. Hope that helps!

In my early 20's, a very wise man taught me the proper response to unsolicited input was "Your opinion of me is none of my business" and I have lived by it ever since and even when I don't say it out loud, I think it loud and clear. If I were a tattoo lover, it would be displayed in bold letters across my shoulders as it has served me well beyond my expectations. From this mantra flowed a new awareness of how I formed opinions of others that I challenge myself with to this day. I work daily at remembering that other peoples actions are not necessarily taken with direct thought as to how they affect me and often it isn't personal but is simply the suchness of life and making a judgement about it on my part is unnecessary. I explain often to people that I believe the brain is an organ designed to do a job. It thinks, like a heart pumps blood or lungs extract oxygen and to always be aware that your thoughts are not who you are. Our brains are spectacular computers that if properly controlled can change our worlds in an instant but most people choose to believe that their thoughts are a tangible reality when in fact thoughts are simply energy flowing thru well developed circuits and we need to remember that judgements, opinions and beliefs are all an illusion and transient by nature because more often than not they were developed by our brain with only self in mind and without awareness or direction. By not defining ourselves or others we allow the opportunity for authentic interaction to take place and everyone benefits from it. When I ask someone "Tell me about yourself, who are you?", it is telling to me when they answer with content answers like their age, job, where they live or whatever it is they believe makes them who they are. I always know I've found a true kindred spirit when they respond with answers that are not content based and they see that who we are is really unknowable as it's an ever evolving process... cat p.s. These words are babbling before coffee. Next time I'll have the coffee first!

So, that's what the difference is then. General Member (<100 Posts) = 200 SERVICE PROVIDER/Paid Advertiser = 500 Senior Member (100+ Posts) = 1000 Elite Member (500+ Posts) = 2500

Yes that's how I always get them lolol with the ass up face down position...I guess its just the view of the ass and being able to grab a hold of her hips while pounding that pretty pussy...I like a little slap on the ass every now and then too...

I noticed that when I got to Senior Member my limit went from 200 to 1,000. (combined Inbox, sent and kept PM's) It does seem wierd that the ladies would have a smaller limit of 500. After all, the ladies get a ton more PM's than I ever would.

I purrsonally don't see why more people don't give specific answers on these threads, and I see nothing wrong or offensive with these types of questions. This IS a board to learn about the providers available, and what better way to learn more? Our men write reviews, this is a quick way to say "I had the most intense time with xxx", or "the most sensual time with xxx", etc. I've seen some gentlemen who have not chosen to write a recommendation about me, but have chosen to about others. And I'm sure those who wrote about me haven't written about every single girl they see. And I think it's because, some people click better than others do - it's human nature! Sexual chemistry at times can be low, other times it's sparking in the air - we're all adults here, I'm sure we know that because one lady is someone's favourite, doesn't mean she'll be everyones. Saying a particular lady/encounter stood out to you does not mean the others didn't, and not mentioning someone you've seen does not mean your time was negative. I for one know that there are some orgasms I will just never, ever forget... but I'll also admit a double standard here, because where those orgasms came from is just something I will never tell ;)

I'm a companion. I offer companionship rather than provide services. Sometimes I refer to myself as a "paid companion" or "professional companion." I use the word "courtesan" in advertising occasionally. I have no problem with the word "prostitute," but others find it off-putting or reductionist and so I use it mostly when making a particular point about my work or our industry. The gentlemen I see are my guests or visitors. If I'm talking about some aspect of our profession, I generally refer to them as clients because that's a way to be clear about things like professional boundaries and expectations.

I have guests... cat

I should have commented about this too.... The abuse to clients (Blackmail, extortion and such nasty things) you do hear about it because only BAD things hit the news. This is NOT the norm but if your not careful it can happen! Many customers are named "John" and many use "Hobby Phones" ... especially if they TOFTT (Hire a lady with no recommendations - especially off the free classified ad sites where you find most of the bad apples mixed in with the good ladies)... here at cerb we try to remove all the bad apples that wonder into our domain as quickly as possible. In any business you have bad people, this business attracts more then other business's due to the nature of it and the bad stereotypes that for many years were enforced by the media... (before the Internet) sites like cerb are here to help find the good ones and beat those nasty stereotypes and shine a light on the positive side of our industry! AGE however if in question (the lady MUST be 18 or older or your in a world of trouble!) if her age is in question ask for her to prove her age with ID, she can cover her name and address with tape or even a finger... you want to see her photo and her DOB and if you have any feeling like she is underage you should RUN away!!!!

Its awful and devastating for anyone to experience natural disaters. Last year it was drought, this year flooding. I believe its all to do with climate change and the damage we are causing on this planet. In saying that, no one should suffer, very sad, especially for the animals as they are usually left behind to fend for themselves:( http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/as-soldiers-deploy-redford-urges-albertans-to-heed-evacuation-orders-1.1335330

TODAY 10-11 Fellow hobbyists If this is your first visit be sure to check out.. RECO'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 PIC'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6979 I am a M/A with an INCREDIBLE drive.. A nautarlist at heart <3 ME in the buff = YOU leaving happy I am petite but my presence and personality are larger than life. I have a soft approch and a HARD finish. My techniques are magical And I love to entertain. Lucky you ! My Schedule: Fridays 10 am to 11 pm Sundays 10 am to 9 pm Providing sessions full of sensuality with no strings attached Exclusively @ Angels

ummm... yeah. What they said. I mean this in the nicest, friendliest way possible, but the drive-thru here is closed. You'll have to come in and pick out your own donuts. :)

I agree with Mod and other posters in the spirit that education and information are your best allies. Familiarize yourself with the discussions on this board. A lot of subjects have been covered over the years and during that time, opinions have evolved. You have some interesting reading ahead. Enjoy. I for one, won't get upset with anyone if they ask earnest questions. You gotta start somewhere, right? I like to think we can ask questions here without getting flamed. Ask & many here will render an honest & frank opinion. Opinions may not be 100% right or happy, but hey, we're all human, yes? Play safe. Respect yourself. Respect others.

Live Shows, Special Guests, New Ladies ..... Today is our Summer Solstice Toga Party NOT TO BE MISSED Where else can you watch women frolic in their Togas? Where else can you be hand fed grapes drink wine and imagine yourself as a Roman God? Where else can you have pagan Goddesses seduce you with their innate talents and read your future and celebrate your life? We've out done ourselves again... with special guests and live shows featuring the gorgeous and very talented Annessa from CERB & Ottawa based psychic Vitoria @ 12, 2, 5 & 9 Party Schedule: Sephora 12pm - Close Alexxxis 12pm - Close Courtney 2pm - Close Audrey 4pm - 9pm Denise 10am - 4pm & 8pm - Close Mandy 12pm - Close Stacy 4pm - Close Justine 4pm - 12am Kiki 12pm - Close Nadja 10am - 4pm SEE SITE for hostess name: 11am-10pm Cassie 4pm - Close Monica 4pm - Close Lilith 2pm - 12am Special Guest - a gorgeous and successful Indy MA 7pm till close (check site to see who) Discounted Delectable Duos, and Mouth Watering Mixed Trifectas New Hostess, Brittney Super sexy busty brunette New Hostess, Priya A head turning exotic New Hostess, Paradise: A stunning popular dancer Open to ALL MEMBERS NON MEMBERS MUST RSVP to get on the guest list

Danielle My heart goes out to you. You are hurting now because you are grieving. But the pain will go away with time and you will be left with memories. And don't worry about venting. This is a very supportive community that cares about one another. Here's a supportive hug for you Take care RG

On my way out soon to my hotel room. Currently packing my stuff, and thinking which should I bring..the red fishnet body stocking or the black lace one....:boobies:

Danielle, sorry to hear.. been down that road myself so I can sympathize. If it's any consolation, know that everything happens for a reason and people also come in and out of your life for a reason. You may not see it now but this breakup is fresh and in time you will know the real reason why it happened the way it did as you are most likely destined for other great things. Take the time now to focus on taking care of yourself. :)

Nasty, naughty X'es :p XTC - Senses Working Overtime

I now realize after the 2 years I've been here that nearly all hobbyist's I meet want a mutually satisfying experience, thank god! I love it and get excited at the thought of a man wanting to come by and explore my body while I explore his. The sensations are wild, hot and delicious, never should anyone EVER feel guilty about enjoying anything so natural and beautiful. My favorite position now is laying back while a man slides his cock down my throat as he fucks my pussy with a dildo and plays with my clit. How lucky are we to get paid for such exciting scenarios! Feel guilty NEVER, enjoy, ALWAYS! :)

That's a pretty awesome result, given how low the vaccination rate was. Now, if only we could get parents to be realistic about the fact that their kids are probably not going to refrain from doing any more than holding hands in a suitably chaste manner before their wedding day...

The obvious and only correct answer is typing this response to your thread. ;))

Just paid a train ticket for a good friend, lent my apartment keys toa friend that need to get away from a pesky girlfriend while I am in Ottawa, drink wine, dyeing my hair purple, blue, pink

I am TOTALLY seeing the fairness here... TBH I think SP/MA are receiving way more PM than the hobbiests...

I must have seen a dozen escorts and there are only two whom I would want to see again... Naughty and Sexxy Adryanna. Definitively on my list to see soon are Meg for Fun, Cleo Catra, and Nicole and Madison.

I'm also in the majority age 42 Two older kids Software engineer

This I know to be true. I have many many military friends both male and female and must say the majority cheat or have cheated while deployed or Td to a ship out of there area. My first ever "client" was back in my first year of school, I met him while waitressing at a diner he frequented. He gave me his business card and it went from there and continued for my entire bachelors associate's degree ( four years.) He was a family court lawyer. Engineers are topping the list? Humm. Good food fo though SteveyK. Great post doll ')

Moral of the story "do not try this at home" LOL RG

Glad to see you are back. We will definitly have to get together.. Wanna check check out those dimples of yours!! Oh, those dimples, brings back some awesome memories!!

My dear, when asked who is the best (no matter the context), best has the ultimate meaning of BEST! Not one's best but THE best which can only be determined by ultimately comparing the lot. Would who was your favorite not be more in context with the cerb mantra? I am not posting this, or my last post, for disparaging reasons but to mainly point out that by the wording the op could be less negative to the ladies; who is your least favorite would be just as sad. If I were to post "who is your best client in ottawa" would there not be negative comments?

Today is my 23rd birthday, Just thought id share!!! hee hee. I feel old even for my age, pretty sad eh ? Ill be in my birthday suit all day long, thats for sure. Have a great day all Ladies & Gents! Muahs! Taylor Devine

Happy Birthday Taylor!!! Hope you have an awesome day.

Wow, not a lot here. Even went over to the montreal area to see if there is anything. Only this thread. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=100776&highlight=chanel

One of my favorite comedy routines is in Robin Williams' Live in Sanfrancisco" show many years ago where he makes reference to "his heat seeking moiture missle"; his "python of love"; and his continued reference to "Mr. Happy" which always brought Johnny Carson to tears when he went into one of his routines.

I am a firm believer in positive energy, any energy really. It attracts. Be negative and that's what you'll receive, be positive and that's what you'll receive. So if I want something positive to happen I concentrate on it, work towards the goal and what will be will be.Most of the time the outcome is great and what I had hoped for. If there is negativity and harm being pushed my way I take a deep breath think positively, remain positive and continue on in my direction. Because I believe when negativity is ignored no harm will come to the one its aimed at but will to the one that's aiming!

Blue, aqua, purple and pink hair :D

Samantha's advice is spot on. The only thing I would add is to make sure you have checked the ladies website. If she has a touring schedule posted, your answer as to when she might be visiting is possibly there. Get in touch when you see that she will be coming to your location. But if there is no schedule posted, then I would follow Samantha's recommendations. Porthos

Laying in bed in a tight white t-shirt and nothing else snuggled under the covers...

oh ya if thats the brooke i know she goes and she goes good,also she once had a friend named Bambi but not sure where she went. That was years ago

Raiding St Lawrence market for cheese and fresh fruits!

After 9/11, I was defined by many. Words that people used for me included, but not limited to terrorist, sand-nigger, muslim (said with as much vile repulsion as if they were to call me a nazi), bin laden, etc. I was a teenager at the time, and if I was labelled in a social setting, I'd joke around with it. I embraced it, thinking that if I fought it, people would think I'm being a downer. Even the girl I was with at the time, who is Caucasian would joke about it. During the 2008 election, and after Obama won, I started to notice that at least in the American media, people like me are pretty hated. And while I bear no resemblance to the people who flew those planes into buildings except for the colour of my skin, and the name of the religion I follow, I started feeling that no matter how much I tried to play it off as a joke, or an insult from a fringe part of society, it just wasn't working. I did a 180, and rejected any jokes on the topic. I may not be able to control insults hurled my way, but I can change the way I allow the people around me to act on the topic. I am probably one of the more polite people you'll come across, I do not like fights, I try my best to help others even if it inconveniences me, and I have never in my life shown any violent inclination. So I deserve better than to be defined as a monster. I've learned that in this regard, only a few things get to define who I am. My family, my closest friends, and most importantly, myself.

Hers a big Halifax hug- I would recommend the five fisherman-they won best seafood restaurant this year and also have other food items other than seafood. They also have an all you can eat mussel bar. also salty's is very popular, it's on the water has an outside deck, and has casual dining downstairs and a little more formal upstairs,its beautiful to eat there at night and look out into the harbour. I hope this helps-hers a link to others http://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/BestofFood2013/Page

i tend to judge texts by if they are well written and polite written then the chances are that they are probably genuine If its all done in text speak and stuff where are you, prices,services, blah blah and i have to spend 5 mins working out what I'm supposed to read then its probably a time waster because when i text back saying please call they never do ( lol) I know that defeats the object of texts which are supposed to be quick and simple but give me someone that can actually put a sentence or two together over blunt and rude texts anyway

Well if it is wrong than I am in trouble! Sometimes I get a little too turned on and if it feels good do it right? lol Its human nature to want what feels good, and whose going to stop if something is making you feel great! I don't know any hobbyist who wouldnt wanted a receptive SP during an encounter. If they dont get some type of enjoyment out of the encounter the hobbyist is going to feel like it was a very robotic encounter and that is never enjoyable, my clients ALWAYS want me to have a good time :) Its all part of the fun of the job hunny

When I arrived at her place, she offered me a beverage and we got to know each other a bit before we got into it. She is everything her ad says, petite blonde and even though you can't see her face in any of her photos on her profile on EC, trust me guys, she is a knockout! Firm and tight in all of the right areas. Very personable and extremely talented betwixt the sheets. She liked to take her time, was not in a rush to get it over with and was definately not a clock watcher. I went a bit over the scheduled hour and never once did I get the feeling she wanted me out or was in a hurry to get somewhere else. I promised her I would not get into detail about our evening together but I will guarantee you, if you try her out you will be a repeat customer. Remember though as with almost all SP's, YMMV Next time Courtney, you will have to come for a spin on the back of my bike if you have time!