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don't forget that after your fabulous time (and it will be fabulous for sure if you follow all this sage advice...) to ask the lady if she minds if you write a recommendation. Some have preferences regarding explicit details, some have a "no review" policy. and lastly ... great clients always repeat ;) have fun!

Never offer up an extra donation to entice a lady to do something she doesn't offer. Guess this falls under respect!

Greetings Gentleman, I'm a playful and fun loving seductress whom specializes in the art of complete sensory relaxation. I invite you to take a moment that is delectably indulgent and free from distraction. All while exploring every inch of your body.... Our encounter includes a shower for two, full body relaxation, body slides and stunning conclusion. What we focus on expands, so why not focus on sensuality, relaxation, pleasure, vitality and bliss? :wink: My recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=sensual+erin Click this bar to view the full image. Discreet and upscale location downtown. My schedule today is 2pm-9pm. Please send an email to [email protected] or by pm. I look forward to learning more about you and reply to all friendly inquiries. Sensually yours, Erin xoxo

as others have said, lots of threads on this topic and you will see that the ladies also frequently post about particular issues and behaviours that upset them. The upshot of it all: 1) follow the lady's rules (everything from how to make contact, verification, to what happens in the encounter) 2) never negotiate price or services 3) be clean 4) behave like a gentleman and treat her with respect

There seems to be a lot of people missing the point. Yes, the Supreme court invalidated three parts of the Criminal Code dealing with Prostitution. So in one year, all things remaining equal, living off the avails, communicating for the purpose, and the bawdy house laws will no longer be valid. In practice I think you will be hard pressed to find any charges being laid under those three sections in the next year. But.... (and it is a big but), that is only if our current laws stay the same. Right now prostitution is legal in this country, and the ruling was made because those three laws were inconsistent with that fact and endangered people pursuing a legal means of work. If the Nordic model, or any other model comes in to effect, that makes exchanging money for sex illegal then all that hard work becomes moot. Brothels won't be legal, because selling sex will be illegal. All this will have been for nought. And stop blaming it all on Harper. He is only one part of this equation, and quite frankly I think he would rather avoid the debate. It is a politicial minefield. Start looking at the ridiculous and completely outrageous statements being made by people like the Elizabeth Fry Society, The Coalition for Abolition of Prostitution etc. etc. They are going to get the press, they are going to be exploiting others to get their point across. And it is not all right wing, nor left wing. It is just not church groups etc. It is a broad spectrum of people who want to criminalize prostitution, and they have a lot of tools to make their point. Target the right people, stop donating or working with groups that support criminalization. Speak out, and challenge the nonsense that we are already hearing, and are only going to hear more of in the coming months. Don't give the media ammunition. Yeah a hard fought battle was won on Friday, but it is going to be a long and bloody war.

Read the lady's website, the whole website. Don't just stop at her photos Her website will tell you everything you need to know to have an encounter with her Always, always follow the lady's booking procedures to a T. If she likes email, then email, don't text or PM or phone, if she prefers PM, then don't text or phone...well you get the idea Make sure you don't eat offensive foods (ie garlic, onion) before a date And certain foods, such as pineapple are good to eat a day or two before a date Hygiene, make sure you wash, stem to stern. And not a shower in the morning if your date is at night, maybe an hour before your date. Likewise, make sure you have fresh breath (use mouthwash, gum, mints) (me I chomp on mints all day long, use mouthwash and about 15 minutes before the date, make sure I give a final swish with mouthwash) Never, ever haggle over a lady's rate. Her rate is her rate Don't be a tire kicker, only contact a lady if you are serious about an encounter. Don't email a lady because you get your kicks talking to a lady If an outcall (lady comes to your hotel) make sure your room is well lit, doors open (bathroom, closet etc) A lady on a first encounter may be hesitant to walk into a darkened room even if you think it makes for a romantic mood Leave the donation in an envelope or gift bag in plain site on a table (or pay using email money transfer prior to an encounter). Also a gift and tip are appreciated by a lady Have refreshments available for a lady, be it wine, juice, water etc (you can ask the lady prior to your encounter) But make sure all bottles are sealed and only opened in the lady's presence. Good Luck A rambling RG

Review all the material you can find on the lady, Cerb Page, website etc and become very familiar with the lady and how she chooses to operate and make sure you understand all her "rules" Be a respectful gentleman and contact the lady in the manner she has requested and phrase your message as though you intend to "court her" (chivalry should not be dead, you are asking for the pleasure of her company) Use three message rule for booking (be ready to book a firm appt by the third communication). First message provide a full introduction of yourself including a little background and other information that you've determined that the lady will want to see from reviewing her website of ad's and ask politely for a date. Second message ask any questions that you might have regarding the encounter or advise the lady of any additional information she might want to know regarding the style of encounter you desire to have. Third message advise the lady of the date and time for an appointment and confirm that she's good with it. Make sure that you can actually make the appointment before taking up the ladies time. Keep your committed date, don't cancel. If you have to cancel for legitimate reasons advise the lady well ahead of time to allow her to be able to reschedule another client in your place. (Offer to compensate the lady for having to cancel, most ladies will not accept your offer but it does show that you have class and an appreciation for the ladies time.) Don't waste the ladies time wanting to just chat Don't ask for extra pictures Don't send pic's of your junk to her Be clean (hygiene) beyond reproach (every nook and cranny) Have super fresh breath (carry a travel bottle of mouthwash with you) No negotiation of rates Arrive on time (the exact time) and leave when your time is up. Have the envelope with the pre-counted "correct" donation ready the minute you enter the room and place it where the lady can see it. Enjoy the ladies company and appreciate the profound significance of the experience that the lady is offering you. Thank the lady afterward and follow up with a repeat visit. That's a few off the top of my head items. But for me Old Dogs fantastic post about the happy hobbiest cover's it all in a humorous way but all items discussed are critical to be a good client.

A Roku 2 media streamer for my daughter and a WD Live TV media streamer for my :) They both work great for Netflix. and lot's of free tv and You tube. If you have unlimited internet. you can get rid of cable tv.

Another question, is she expecting you to see her to the exclusion of other companions, and second part of the question, is she willing to just see you to the exclusion of other clients and third part of the question if you are to see her exclusively and she to see you exclusively, do you keep your encounters at the same frequency, or do you need to increase the frequency of encounters (so she doesn't lose income) or do you no longer have encounters anymore...you begin to date, date in the conventional civilian sense of the word Don't know if that helps or not Good Luck RG

NOW UNTILL LATE TONIGHT .. I CAN'T PROMISE YOU ANYTHING, ITS WHAT I CAN SHOW YOU THAT MATTERS. BY THE TIME WE MEET, MY PLAYFUL, CAREFREE, ATTITUDE WILL ALREADY HAVE WON YOU OVER. I AM IN FACT OFFERING YOU GREAT ADULT STYLE ENTERTAINMENT. CRAZY HOT WOULD BE THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY! READY TO TAKE YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME AND SPIN IT ON IT'S HEAD? WHETHER YOU ARE THE GENT WHO WANTS A LITTLE TENDERNESS OR THE BIRTHDAY BOY WHO WANTS TO CELEBRATE ANOTHER GREAT YEAR OF BEING ALIVE, OR PERHAPS YOU YOU THRIVE ON NEW EXCITEMENT. I COULD TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT, BUT SHOWING YOU WOULD BE THE BEST! (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100LBS) ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. FOR THE GENT WHO SO LUSTS FOR THE GRANDEUR AND LUXURY OF THE FINEST AND MOST ELEGANT. YOU WILL HAVE THE RARE PLEASURE OF INSTANT COMFORT IN THE COMPANY OF AN EXTRAVAGANT TREAT. AN ADULT EPISODE WITH ME WILL BE CLASSY AND SENSUOUS, AN EXTREMELY EXHILARATING PLEASURE. LEAVING YOU RICH WITH THE GIFT OF EXTRAORDINARY MEMORIES. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE PERFECTLY EXECUTED ADULT ENTERTAINMENT. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9 ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT

Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but... If a lady is able to create an atmosphere where you as a client feel the romance or connection you require, is that really a "darker side of the situation"? Don't get me wrong, I certainly hope any lady I spend time with enjoys it as well, and I like the idea that at some level a friendship/respect can develop. But I also know quite well this is a professional relationship. So while in an encounter I would prefer an atmosphere where there is a connection and chemistry, I know to a degree this can be created because the lady is a professional and because of her demeanor. Likewise, I know for some guys they want an encounter where they can let off some emotional baggage or stress, and have a lady who will listen to them and sympathize. And many do this very well. Again, I don't think it's somehow deceptive for a lady to thoughtfully listen and care for a time. But unless you mean something more manipulative, I'm not sure I understand the issue. Also, I suspect most people can only "fake" chemistry and caring so much. Basically what you allude to as a darker side I think I'd rather interpret as a professional companion who is able to judge and provide for the needs of a given client.

I had the pleasure meeting Miss Kate, the other night for a 2 hour appointment and the time was very well spent with Kate. She has a remarkable glowing personality,she is very friendly and she is one very sexy lady. From her new album Kate has just joined CERB, and she only advertises when she can be available and perfers quality over quanity, hence I took the time to visit her, plus without knowing what she had looked like, as her pictures are just posted now, she had intrigued myself through emails. Her responses in emails showed that kind of character of a VIP lady, with very classy well written emails back and forth to myself. Kate and I had a great 2 hours spent together, lots of sensual foreplay especially for her, and then some for me, we were both orally satisfied. Our last thirty minutes was spend in each others arms in the spooning position chatting about our interests while I kept her warm with my body close to hers while caressing each other. Kate, is down to earth, and busy lady with a lot on the go and when she advertises again, I would not hesitate to book another appointment with her. Thank-you Kate it was a genuine pleasure meeting you.

There seem to be some girls who don't go clean up after a CR dance but head straight back to the floor. Make me queasy to think I could be touching skin and coming into contact with guy slobber. Anyone else notice this?

Forgot one thing. Make sure you have an unblocked phone number...good idea is getting yourself a cell phone. For most people involved in this lifestyle, a separate cell phone devoted to just this lifestyle is what is required An afterthought RG

My most important key to being a good client. Always be respectful!!

Two pair of glasses for my better half. He insisted he didn't want progressives again (although I wonder if that will be a mistake, after using them for so many years). I ordered from http://www.Zennioptical.com , and since the frames and lenses were only $6.95 and shipping was $10, either way, I went ahead and ordered two pair. He's hard on glasses. We've bought from Zenni Optical many times in the past, and have always been happy with our purchases. The savings are incredible! But if you plan to go this route, be sure to get your PD measured when you have your eyes checked.

Yes there are! And for those who don't wear any, I guess they really feel that they just don't need to. And when you match that with the fact that those closest to them, in their personal life, are too shy to inform them that they have a very foul odour coming from underneath their arms-how are they to know if no one has called them out on it. I guess the see it as no harm, no foul ;) Even in the 9-5 world, there is always one or two individuals who are not up to par on their hygiene. And by day 2 of the week, it is just common practice to try and avoid being around them in small spaces such as the elevator (as I have a hard time breathing around any type of under arm funk) ...could not imagine having an intimate time with a man who does not smell clean. All this to say, those who choose to for go this routine, should maybe adjust your personal hygiene settings ;) when you are about to have an intimate time with someone :)

Wishing a very Happy Birthday to my friend NotchJohnson. Have a great day, NJ, and an awesome year ahead!!

Friday Robyn 10-11 aka "robynxoxo" Taylor 10-7 aka "Taylor Devine" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Kelly 3:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" New ONLINE AD http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...op-ladies.html NEW Scarlett http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/scarletts-profile/ http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=92012 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8375 New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ 3 rooms, up to 8 sexy ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: 30 minutes $50. 45 minutes $60. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120 on SPECIAL $100. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $60. 45 minute $70. 60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants 30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. 45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. 60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. HST included in door fee prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Kelly's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120424 Robyn's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 Hannah's Recommendations NEW RECOMMENDATION http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=H&t=125137 Taylor's Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=155684 ***All MA's trained by Massage Therapist! Top Massage Guaranteed! Scarlett-NEW

They are members on this form. Look under the SP advertising section there is an ad for Rena. All the info you need is there. Lately they have only one girl in town at a time. However they change every 10 days. In my experience they are the easiest to book in Wpg, extremely reliable: photos are correct, modern clean locations and always great services provided. Never had a problem or disappointment. As always YMMV.

Me too! I hope other CERBies do so also.

Treat yourself to an unforgettable amazing erotic full body massage enjoy showers,bodyslides,Duos & lots of fun!I'm 5'8 tall & fit long blonde hair & beautiful blue eyes always ready to try new things absolutely experienced! Today @ Angels Touch Massage! 65 Bentley Ave. Thus Dec 26 330-11pm Frid Dec 27 330-11pm Sat Dec 28 10am-9pm Mon Dec 30 630-11pm Pm me or call spa for an apt @613-274-7073

I'm sorry, but the term "market of flesh" really bothers me and I don't think it is respectful.

Yes ... happy belated birthday. Xmas and birthday at the same time. Seems to me that warrants a duo. Porthos

Happy Birthday NJ !! I hope you treat yourself and your Johnson on your birthday.

Happy birthday! Xoxo

Happy birthday

just a quick note to say Merry Christmas and a big thank you to the CERB community ... to the CERB Mod & admin staff, thanks for a fun, drama free, safe environment xo to the ladies, thanks for your support and assistance you're all super stars xo to the gents, for being such kind and generous gentlemen xo hope your'e all having a wonderful holiday season!

Have a very Happy Birthday, indeed, Notch!

Happy Birthday, NJ, and Best Wishes for the new year!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NJ...xoxox

Happy birthday...Enjoy!!

Happy Birthday! hope it's the best. Enjoy yourself.

Happy Birthday Notch have a good one

Happy Birthday, NJ ! And all the best !

Happy BDay Notch. All the best in 2014.

Happy birthday and merry Christmas also. I hope you have nothing but a wonderful day. TC

Cerb is definitely a great place for you to find the lady you're looking for. It can give both of you a chance to peruse photos and postings from the ladies on here, to see who tickles your fancy. A vast number of ladies on here see couples, whether they post it in their ads/websites or not. If you see someone you like, just send them a message and ask, there's never harm in asking! There are two beautiful ladies who come to mind who even have specific websites for couples - Charlotte Sinclair - http://escortforcouple.com/ Alexandra-Sky - http://www.ottawacouplesescort.com/ A few ladies I know purrsonally who I know both ADORE seeing couples are Kathryn Bardot - http://www.kathrynbardot.net/ Nathalie Lefebvre - http://lovely-nathalie.com/ And Gia Wren Marlowe - http://sweet-company.com/ (and speaking of large natural breasts....) Happy hunting :)

Cerb is creme de la creme for life's greatest pleasures and experience ... It's very well managed for both sp and hobbiests.

I told my SP that I would get her little boy a wagon. He's almost two, he has a tiny one that he loves pulling around with all his stuff inside. I wouldn't get him one of those crappy plastic things from Walmart, I wanted to give him a real Radio Flyer metal one. I have been looking for two weeks! WTF? Can't find one anywhere... Today I found one at Canadian Tire! It's not a Radio Flyer but it is nicely made of metal and wood, and it has nice rubber tires. There are skis that attach so she can pull him around in the snow. Going to put it together now, hope he likes it eh?

I use google chrome as browser, so for me it is easy. I just went to chrome extension and found the google image add-on. Now all I do is right click on the image and scroll down to search google with this image. Otherwise, you copy image url and go to google image and click the icon of a cameral and paste the image url there and hit search. There maybe an add-on for other browser as well, I just haven't bothered to look as I use google chrome. Additional Comments: haha....what BC said....seems we were answering at same time.

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This is NOT a recommendation thread. This is in the general discussion for massage section. Ladies are WELCOME to post here and join the conversations as long as they are not advertising in here (unsolicited) meaning if someone asks for someone who speaks Russian the ladies can say "I speak Russian" some would consider that an advertisement so I just like to clarify that when this is questioned. Harsh comments are not appreciated, everyone's questions should be addressed with respect as we have lots of newbies and lots of veterans here. Let's keep cerb a inviting friendly place.

Anyways to answer the original question. Easy to book last minute. Went there when my regular RMT double booked me by mistake. Got in there by booking 15 min. ahead of time. Friendly Asian lady, average looks, slim late 30,s Clean room but very dark during the massage. Nice full body massage simular to South point, except for the ending. No happy ending available. On Corydon

Wow. That reply was quite harsh and disrespectful? Seemed like an honest post from a member looking for a recommendation on a place? I am also a little shocked that you think it isn't quite common for a nail/hair salon to offer massage with happy ending!? Ever been to Toronto? All over the place and in many reflexology is synonymous with HE massage. Just last week I got a he massage at a nail/hair place in wpg. So please try to follow the rules of the board and not attack well meaning members?! I also thought it was against the rules of the board for sp's to post on recommendation threads? Just sayin

8. Safety first If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad. Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one. It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk??? If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly. Nuff said on dat. 9. Fragrance I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry. Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne. Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait. Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy. 10. First contact. Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!! I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write??? Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me???? Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule! Thanks, Happy Hobbyist." Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now. 11. Bacon Sandwiches. Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall. I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me. Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense. wait there's more.... later ;)

7. I am cleaning. Can we have BBFS sex? Dear M. Delirious, As a fertile woman, still in her sexual prime, I would be delighted to collect, ahead of time, 18 years of child support, and of course, a generous college and university trust fund for our child. Also, please consider the following as part of our contract: marriage, full salary from you when I am on maternity leave, upscale housing and 25 years of above average spousal support for a stay at home mom who enjoys the finer things in life, plus my regular hourly compensation for every time you would like to be intimate with me. If you would like to discuss our future, long-term arrangement, please contact my lawyer for an appointment. If the above is not a suitable option for you, perhaps the following will be: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom Still not interested? Learn about what your potential new friends can bring to your life! AIDS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS STDs: http://www.cdc.gov/std/ And here is where you can play Russian Roulette: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=list+of+casinos+in+canada Most sincere and warmest regards, Gabriella xox ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The short answer to the question is... are you fxxxing crazy?!! ;) Happy hobbying!