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Over 11 or so years in the business I've learned not to get angry. I don't even get frustrated anymore. I just say, if you can't enjoy it don't do it. So I enjoy the job and take pleasure in it. However, I am a bit mad at this new stupid law and wanted to write a letter. If you have a letter or a sentiment for our dear government, please feel free to share. Here it is: Dr Mr Harper, On the eve of C36, I present my life as a downtrodden, needy, and damaged woman forced into the sex trade by my own bad judgement and a number of shadowy pimps: I am 30. I have two university degrees and am starting a third degree in 2015. I spend my days smiling, laughing, and being happy. I am on my way to a great career. I have travelled the world. I like myself. I am healthy and in great physical form. I have friends and lovely family. I struggle with certain things, just like any human being alive. I speak two languages (unlike Harper and MacKay). I am an engaged, ambitious, and productive member of society. I pay my taxes. I have no addictions- not to drugs, not to drink, not to exploitative men. I am a companion, or cuddler, or woman, or whatever the linguistic result of your semantics war. I now live with a little more fear and paranoia thanks to C36. Thanks, Mr. Harper, for saving me from myself. I have a terrible life and I am in need of rescuing. However I'd like to point out that the worst thing in my life is surely YOU. You're worse than any pimp: you instill fear, you disrespect, and you create danger where none existed before. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Sincerely, Cara ps. I'd like to add, as a celebration of irony, that I've had domineering men in my life before and I've always had the strength and support to say no to their domination. Now with your new laws and assumed authority, you are in fact the one man in my life I cannot refuse or say no to. Of course it's great to be in a situation in which I can't say no or protect myself from a guy. A Christmas present indeed.

First things first before I post this. To Cara, very well said and kudos for being the strong, independent, intelligent woman you are. Now from the other side, here goes. Dear Mr. Harper, My name is Ernie(yes, I am using my real first name here), also known as peacectryguy on several forums that advertise and discuss topics related to escorts in Canada. I am 55 years young, separated and work as a plumber/ heating tech in one of the busiest areas of the country. I pay my taxes and am a contributor to the overall good of the economy and well being of this great nation. I am also what is referred to as a hobbyist. I am a customer/ client of ladies who offer companionship for a fee. These ladies are confident and smart and beautiful and in the real dating world, I would likely never meet or see ladies of this stature as I would probably consider them out of my league and never even approach them. You however, and your cronies, would refer to me as a degenerate pervert or some other derogatory term and an exploiter of women. This is far from the reality of my world. I visit and spend time with lovely ladies ranging in age from early 20's to late 40's.I make every effort to treat the ladies with respect and dignity. These ladies are neither coerced by me or anyone else, nor are they victims of violence or drug abuse. They are just people like all of us. Now for the catch. You have enacted a law that would make me a criminal and deprive me of my ability to work in certain places and limit my abilities to continue to contribute to our nation's well-being. By doing this, you also deprive the ladies that I have grown to know the ability to distinguish the difference between a gentleman such as myself and the very people you say you are protecting them from. They are therefore, put into much graver danger then they were before this came into effect. This also limits the free exchange of information and the means for all of us to stay safe in a world where there will always be a select few who prefer to exploit and harm their fellow man or woman. You would drive the entire industry into the underground darkness to hide it from your puritan view rather than bring it all into the light and see it for what it truly is. By doing this you not only make "criminals out of thousands of honest men" (I quoted that because a minister said that when prohibition was enacted), but you allow the real criminals in all of this to never be exposed, therefore putting many ladies well-being and lives in danger. In conclusion, I just want to say thank you for showing your true colors and letting us all know that you are really not worthy of a seat of power in a democracy. With your power, there is supposed to be an unbiased perspective for the good of all Canadians, not just those you deem worthy. I think I'll copy and paste that and send it to our honorable P.M. What do you all think?

The only sensible solution is to get more intimate in all of your communication: "Dear Armitage, Dunwitch & Whateley, Attorneys at Law: can you please quote me the price to draw up a few contracts, my delicious sweetie-pies? Thanks. Signed, Mr. Hun-hun Bunnycakes." Now all replies will look equally suspicious -- which means they will all look equally innocent!

Harper, you're an idiot! That's all I have to say on this matter. Posted via Mobile Device

Just wanted to add my voice to the congratulations on a job well done.

My turn to join the others and thank Lonestaker, Mistert and Alexandria from ALO ( my twin curly blond hair lol). Wow what an awesome night...so many wonderful people, great food, the venue was perfect and the show...wow! best social as of yet. It was so nice to see all those familiar faces and lots of new ones...it's always fun to put a face to a name. Special thanks to Mistert for the ride (and keeping a brownie for me)...you're awesome! Bianca xxx

I say let somebody read all the babes and huns and whatever they want in my texts. It means absolutely nothing and never will. Women call me hon all the time in public places. Cashiers, bank tellers, my customers (some old enough to be my grandma and that is really old), ladies I hold the door open for at the post office who I don't know. The list goes on and on. If anyone is worried about their wife or girlfriend seeing it, then just delete it immediately or don't read the silly thing in front of them in the first place. Here's a novel idea, turn your hobby phone right off when you aren't alone and in private. Solves the discretion problem in a heartbeat.

Unfortunately, I couldn't be there last night. I would like to thank loneskater, mistert, and the beautiful Alexxandria of ALO Spas for everything they did! It's great that everyone had a fun time!

CamillaBR: I recently posted my (lawyer's) view on the subject of LE and private locations in a thread on MA's at http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201043, but I'll re-post to this thread and add a bit. It may help alleviate your fears. LE has no legal right to enter the premises of an MA's/business' private location. It is private property and they would need to have a search warrant issued by a Superior Court Judge to enter on site, and even then LE is not allowed to enter by force. They typically wait for the owner of the property to arrive. This idea of busting down doors is only on tv. Neither the MA/business nor the gentleman would agree to open the door while someone is knocking during a session and would certainly not discuss what took place behind closed doors. So, just finish the session and then leave. Even if LE intercepts the gentleman or the MA/business operator on their way out, LE will have no evidence that any illegal activity has taken place. By the way, if you are ever intercepted you have no obligation to speak to the police other than to identify yourself. Just don't say a word and walk away. This whole idea of LE asking you to go down to the station for questioning (i.e. interrogation) is just on tv. Just say no. If they try to stop you, just ask if you're under arrest. If the answer is no, you are legally allowed to just walk away and not say a word. If you are under arrest, immediately say only 4 words: ''I want a lawyer'' and shut up. No charges will stick and you'll be released that same day. And with regards to spa's, this is one of the reasons I like CMJ Ottawa so much (and also because of Melodie and friends :icon_biggrin:). It's a private member's club, so it's not a public place. Their front door is locked at all times and members have to buzz in on camera and identify themselves as a member with an appointment to get in. Perhaps other spas will follow suit and become private clubs. The same would go for a MA/business private location. It seems to me that the best scenario for an indy MA/business is to have a place where you have to buzz or call to come up. That way, LE would have to identify themselves and be let in (which won't happen). Even if they get in the building some other way, and come knocking at the door, they can't just enter without permission of the owner or someone who is occupying the premises. I think its best not to answer the knock at the door during a session no matter what, but even if one did without thinking, the police can't just walk in unless they have a warrant or are invited. If they enter without a warrant, any evidence gathered from the illegal search and anything that derives from it will be deemed inadmissible in Court because it would be considered the fruit of the poisonous tree. Either way, private locations are the way to go... and nothing illegal ever goes on there.. Relaxe, Y2K will be over in a few more hours.

You've beat me here .... :icon_wink: Being located in Montreal (and in Ottawa yesterday for that), my involvement was somewhat limited to doing things from a distance (i'm saying i had the easy job of the lot for this event). Having been in town a couple of weeks ago, maybe back in October, when i visited the venue before things went into full swing, that the brunt of the work was born by Loneskater's and Alexandria's shoulders. I've seen what was put in in terms of efforts and major investment, both in time and money, over the past few days, including yesterday, to make this happen. Cleaning, decorating, changing lightbulbs etc..... And Murphy was at work; what could go wrong in a building like this did go wrong. My vantage point was particular this time around; I helped organized but was also a spectator to the organisation (if that makes sense). I know, as i'm sure all of you are, that none of us organizers are in this to make money, just to bring members of the community together for a good time. As a sidetone, I've also gotten feedback from our performers overnight; they've enjoyed doing their numbers for us and stayed a little bit with us afterwards. Lengthy note, i know, just to tip my hat to my colleagues.

From all the ALO staff: We are very happy to be part of this amazing community Loneskater and Mister T did a great job. This 2 awesome guys don't get any benefit from this event, is just to keep us together and we all should appreciate that. Also want to thank Southie for his help thru night, all the beautiful ladies and amazing gentlemen that joined the event. Honey man of course. And much more Alexxandria

http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2014/12/05/john-ivison-ontario-government-may-fire-first-shot-at-tory-prostitution-law/ I confess, just saw this Tweeted on Twitter but thought I'd post here. RG

Thank you for organizing this event. It was fantastic and sold out.

I will start with my apology. Though I was suppose to be at the social on Thurs, I was unfortunatly not able to attend. An unfortunate accident at work has injured me and thus I could not attend. I will, however, add thanks to both Mr T and Skater for all of their efforts. From the comments it was defintly one for the books and I will not be happy with having missed such an event. To a few of the ladies, I apologize for not at least having the opportunity to say hello and I will have to make amends (and hope that any drinks I owed can be rain-checked) at a later time.

I am finally able to add my congratulations to Loneskater and MisterT and of course the wonderful staff from ALO that hosted our festivities. The location was amazing! Private, fun and very well appointed - the staff was friendly and courteous and there was more than enough room for all of us to mix and mingle. I am hopeful that we can continue these ventures for years to come... it's a celebration of the amazing people in our shared adventure. Merry Christmas to each and every one of you, and to all those who couldn't attend!!!!

just talked to them, apparently karla had to cancel her trip, but she will be visiting after the holidays

With her permission, and with thanks, the lovely Michelle MA! Looking all festive.... Additional Comments: And wild :)

It's always darkest before the dawn...

Don't open your text messages when you're around anyone else That's the benefit of texts versus phone calls, you can reply to a text in private, whereas a phone call could come anytime RG

Get two phones.

You mean your second great career! ;)

I say first thing we all should do tomorrow is book some "TIME" with our favorite LYLA Companion. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

We've Got You Covered ;) http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=83222 Plus More Surprises To Come!

Yes. Buy a generator, fill your bathtub with water and load up on batteries and dry goods. hahah How red their faces were indeed on Jan. 1st 2000.

Where there is hope, there is the chance to make things better. We're a great, creative bunch who have a different perspective on things. They zig, we zag and life continues on. Eventually things will catch up and work out, until then....WE CUDDLE!

Just a warning to ladies, I have been informed today by a lady in the Halifax area that she was contacted by someone stating to be nlwoodchuck wanting to meet at a hotel. It was unusual so she contacted me directly about it. Please be advised that I have been out of the scene for a long while and have no current intentions to return. Should you receive a message from anyone claiming to be nlwoodchuck it is an impersonation and you should not under any circumstances meet with this person.

First social for me...thanks to Mr T and Loneskater for all the hard work. It was fun for me to spin some tunes and contribute to the festive atmosphere. I apologise for not circulating more, but I did get to meet a few lovely ladies anyway. Cheers, Southie.

apparently Kaylee kisses and Zoe Zee are offering specials for the month of December wow what a Christmas present that would be!

Just a warning to ladies, I have been informed today by a lady in the Halifax area that she was contacted by someone stating to be nlwoodchuck wanting to meet at a hotel. It was unusual so she contacted me directly about it. Please be advised that I have been out of the scene for a long while and have no current intentions to return. Should you receive a message from anyone claiming to be nlwoodchuck it is an impersonation and you should not under any circumstances meet with this person.

The censors are a work in progress, I am always working to make sure we have the LEAST issues obviously. This month has been very stressful so cut me some slack and I assure you were are working out the bugs. Some people are still trying to post sexual services, if you would all stop then the censors would not be an issue right!? Makes my job (and the other mods) very hard. We will work out the bugs.

There. Finally found the letter that I mentioned yesterday from Toronto City Council (in the form of a JPG image) to Premier Wynn. It will be presented tomorrow on the National Day to Stop Violence Against Women. Thank you to the people who care about the safety of women! And

I had the pleasure of communicating with Riley for quite some time she was always receptive and a pleasure to chat with unfortunatly our schedules never seemed to co-operate.The stars finally aligned and I recently had the extreme pleasure of finally meeting her! If you prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent able to converse and understands whats going on in the world and just happens to be smoking hot as well your looking in the right place ! It was so nice to arrive at her place and see someone dressed casually yet provocative at the same time, then be greeted with a warm genuine hug and look into the face of a naturally beautiful girl with sparkling eyes and a wide white smile ! I felt as ease immediately like we had known each other for some time surprised at the warmth she exuded yet somewhat nervous something i had not felt in a long time more excited than i had been in ages wanting to hold her get lost for a while ! She led for the most part and i was a willing follower as she surprised me time after time and as the moments passed i was transported back to when all was new and wonderful -i truly felt real passion again ! Lying together after holding this warm loving woman is a moment i hope to keep fresh in my mind until we can meet again- Thank you Riley you are truly one of a kind !

It'll take a bit of time for CERB to iron out the kinks because of Harper's/MacKay's brave new world. None of us like it but I guess it's better than this community shutting down I think a big thank you is due to the Mod for his hard work keeping this community going while dodging the minefield from this legislation Just remember all this bs when we go to the polls next federal election A rambling RG

IF YOU CAN NOT GET THIS MESSAGE TO GO AWAY AFTER READING PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST. ****************************************** PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE CENSORED WORDS! ****************************************** I am sure by now many of you have noticed a number of words have been added to the censor list. I know it makes the site very hard to read but instead of jumping ship and moving to another country like other adult boards are doing we have decided to instead conform to the new laws. This means 1) No one can ADVERTISE that they offer prostitution related EXTRAS if you offer this off the site that is find as long as you do not LINK to a site offering such things or offer them here. To conform to the new laws we can not to allow you to ADVERTISE such things here on cerb or advertise a website or blog or ad somewhere else that offers such things. If we find you are linking to a website from cerb that offers such things we will need to BAN your site from linking from cerb. Since people will ignore the law and try to post ads offering such things on cerb we had had to add certain keywords to the censor to ensure no one posts ILLEGAL things. Unfortunately this takes away from the discussion area. Now it is NOT illegal to discuss prostitution or related ACTS but I am not sure how the law will see it if someone is posting that they are a ESCORT (Not offering any PROSTITUTION related extras) and some guy posts saying "Oh, She did such and such with me!" (Guys like to brag when they get something extra that was not advertised....) 2) People may start to try to CIRCUMVENT these words. This will get you SUSPENDED or BANNED as you could put the website in jeopardy. Anyone seeing anyone trying to be creative (offering to do stuff like "squeeze the juice from a hot dog", "Suc the icing off a rooster" or "go in and out of grease for extended vacation" .... you get the point! Please REPORT THIS and DO NOT QUOTE IT! If you reply to it with a quote and do not report it you may also get a warning. 3) Some words are standard words such as O U T C A L L and S E R V I C E and these had to be censored as well as they could be taken the WRONG way and we are being EXTRA VIGILANT at this time to ensure cerb stays within the boundaries of this new law. 4) Use your .... people, don't brag about extra things that may or may not have happened when in private with someone. Just share that you have a nice time, you will see her again and focus on the nice things. More to come but I am asking for help with CENSOR words as well. Please report any ADVERTISEMENT posts that HINT or BLATANTLY SAY they offer PROSTITUTION RELATED EXTRAS so we can ADD to the CENSORS and protect the site. IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS MESSAGE GO AWAY.... Your browser settings are probably not accepting cookies. Switch to another web browser or change your settings and see if it helps. A INCOGNITO browser will probably also cause this issue as well.

I hope that others will follow. We need more people and groups to stand up.

Hope this is just a start, and many others will follow.

Kaylee is a great girl to see !

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I can see the post above yours is clear with information . Why not contact this lady and make a judgement for yourself? Best to you .

Perhaps I am wrong OBE but I don't believe a second career is what is sought here. I believe the lovely lady that wrote this letter is confident just as she ought to be . We will live and thrive within the confines of Bill C-36 and its inconveniences. No problem to me and I really hope to no one else.

I agree 100% with Someguy and I am glad he posted this. I've felt the same way for a while now, but didn't want to be the first to say anything. I live in the east end of Ottawa as well and predominantly go to CMJ. I've been to both locations and it is definitely geared towards west enders. I make the trek anyways, but it can take 30-40 minutes to get there sometimes, and worse in the winter. I am selective in who I see and tend to be loyal to those I've met who have stolen my heart. If those ladies came more often to the east end, I would go more often. I am not sure though, Someguy, that the ladies will enjoy being compared to chickens... perhaps hens, in which case I would be the fox in the henhouse? :icon_lol:

Thank you for an amazing night. You guys always organize a fun evening but last night was a game changer. The venue (and the food!) were out of this world. Great seeing old friends and tons of new faces. I really enjoy getting the chance to talk to you guys :) You collected 3 boxes of toys!!! The generosity of this board warms my heart, thank you. I'll be dropping them off tomorrow (..I'm not too hung over today, I swear). Thank you again <3

Thanks to everyone who worked so hard to put this together and for making me feel so welcome at my first social. It was great to meet you all!

FINALLY got it working after Ice4fun showed me I was doing it wrong tee hee. Woot, back online!

you guys rocked the house last night! two giant thumbs up!!!!

contact info? thx

These are my rules which may not apply to all SPs... but I have been trained by one of the best ladies in the biz and she has given me the guidelines that allow me to stay safe. 1. always ask for references from a reputable provider. I research the provider and email them, unless they are from not to reputable websites and look sketch. 2. If they are not able to give a reference, it is always helpful to ask for personal information like a linked in account or work website, if they email you from their company email address it is easy to google search them and find proof that they are actually at that company. 3. If they are still not comfortable giving out any information (which is going to happen much more now with this bill passing) You could suggest to meet for a coffee first. One situation I had was going to coffee with a gent who I wasn't feeling sure about and surely enough he was definitely not someone I was comfortable moving forward with (he was on drugs), So I ended up turning him away... not the easiest thing to do,,,,so this brings me to number 4. 4. Use your gut instinct... usually if you have a bad feeling about it, it's bad. I really analyze how a gent writes to me, both grammatically and in the words he chooses to use. "I want greek, 2 hours, outcall" is not a good enough email for me. These kinds of emails I have received on other not so reputable sites that I did not even sign up for, they just took my information.

I wish I was planning on something extravagant for dinner :( I hate cooking when I get home from work (chef) but I do love cooking for others (maybe as a personal chef for one or more of the lovely ladies) I will be cooking Pan seared pork tenderloin with wilted swiss chard, grilled red onions and patty pan squash. With home made corn bread and a sweet corn relish. I guess that is pretty extravagant. Bon Appetit!