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The best strategy for all involved.... If a lady comes across a scardy cat.. Refer him to this site. Let him know there is a way to varify who is who. Same on other hand, when a gent finds a gem, refer her to this site. This might cut back the amount of endless " what about this ...that link" It would also bring new personalities to this site. When we find gems on either side of the banks, introduce them to our loving community? Also.. Gents! If you are scammed, post it in the warnings! That section is to let others know who the scams are. NOT TO BE USED FOR SILLY BAD REVIEWS tho! Make sure your story has merit. Its not for ..." ohh she has bad breath.." blah. But for real scam and SWITCH AND BAITS. Lets hope together we can remain safe and secure in knowing how to research one another;)

Yeah.. Run away from this one as fast as you can.

I just finished binge-watching season 6 of Game of Thrones. It seems to get better all the time. Despite her protestations, Emilia Clarke did another nude scene this season. I hate it when that happens :) :) She is an attractive woman.....

Just to add to the conversation, and not to defend any of the over the top inquiries, there has been a trend happening on BP locally. There has been a flurry of advertisers that are not really providing a service or anything at all. Some are even advertising that they are lyla reviewed. They are reviewed by one person with one single post ever. A little home work and research flushes most of them out, but why they have to bother asking established SPs with reputations, personal websites and clientele recos is pretty bad.

I would be lost without kissing! I think it is interesting to look into the world of MAs, as I have been thinking about offering such services.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

star trek is on in the background, I'm supposedly working... but here I am checking out LYLA...

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She seems to be a little more loyal to her regulars.

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I'm sort of curious as to where the line is drawn between MA and SP? Besides the one obvious factor, it seems as though in the last few years those lines have been blurred. I offer both massage and escorting services but if someone wants more than a massage but not quite full companion, I will make an adjustment and charge a rate in between. Then there are those who try to strike out for more than what was intended and they need to be reminded that it is a massage session they booked for. Lol. I'm all for kissing and am GFE by nature but the reigns do need to be pulled in at times because there are those to the other extreme who REALLY get caught up in the moment ( I don't mean kissing) wanting to take it further. It feels like I'm being put on the spot to which I say...next time visit me for a companion session. Lol. I think the best thing is to ask in advance about things such as kissing. Where one MA may offer someone else may not.Always ask because no one wants to be disappointed.

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Sorry to hear this Sophia. Alas it seems to be quite common now. There are some traveling SPs aren't bothering to come back to the area because of it. Hopefully the clients with a bit of tact outnumber the ones that don't. BTW, to those reading this, there is nothing about Sophia to make one think that you are not going to meet a classy sexy woman. There is a reason why she genuine SP. I am lucky enough to know how she likes her pillows. ;)

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You can stare at your bums they are all very nice. Don't mind I stare also.

Bonnie we have not met but I have read you for a long time. You are a classy and sexy lady. Pay no regard to dum asses.

What's not to love about a skirt? Short skirts rule for sure.

Hell yes. On a tall, slim female body, there is nothing better. Well, it's pretty hot for sure.

Alas, not everyone is a member of Lyla... I'd say there's a good possibility that a portion of your gentlemen callers may not even be aware that the laws have changed, and therefore are oblivious to the implications of C-36. While it would be ideal if everyone took it upon themselves to become well versed in the legal discourse of our times, it is likely wishful thinking. All you can really do is attempt to convey things in a manner which is comfortable for you, and if certain people don't get it, it will be their loss.

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Nikki at CMJ is a great great kisser

I don't see why. People who couldn't stick to the old rules probably won't be able to stick to the new ones either. Of course, if the site changes hands, the new owners may have an entirely different policy on all sorts of things, including this.

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I agree completely. Great truly gfe. lots of contacts and touching. great shape. cute, great attitude. Not clock watcher. One of my best.

The more I look at these posts the more I realize how I enjoy legs. Kneading them, nuzzling them, licking them and nipping the thighs; appreciating them in stockings and heels (the lines) and especially following them to where they lead... Additional Comments:

Remember the good old days when the cool guys used to wear pants and the girls would set up to actually take pictures IN the club? This was taken at Bare Fax around 20 years ago.

Having my daughter him from university- and meeting her handsome sweet BF

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This needs to be pinned. Thanks, OD. I will shower you with many bacon sandwiches of gratitude.

One minor exception to OD's post is timing, nothing wrong with 5 miniutes prior - must be the military in me many years ago.....

You made it so simple and easy to understand! You should become a Hobbyist mentor! Lol Btw loved the cleaningness part! As an MA i get to see many derriers, and looking at a dirty butt crack is a complete turn off!!!! One more that actually happened yesterday or today... not sure.., client i have never met... First time contact.., IT WAS MY BDAY YESTERDAY... DO I GET A DISCOUNT? When you gp buy your bday cake, or a bottle of wine to celebrate do they give a you a discount (yes some restaurants offer you a free dessert.. But first show me your picture ID) ... As mention in previous thread from CK about discounts.., yes if you are someone that i have been seeing regularly i may give you a bday surprise, but do u approach a complete stranger and tell tehm it was my bday.., would you like to give me a gift? Lol My 2 cents :-)