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The best strategy for all involved.... If a lady comes across a scardy cat.. Refer him to this site. Let him know there is a way to varify who is who. Same on other hand, when a gent finds a gem, refer her to this site. This might cut back the amount of endless " what about this ...that link" It would also bring new personalities to this site. When we find gems on either side of the banks, introduce them to our loving community? Also.. Gents! If you are scammed, post it in the warnings! That section is to let others know who the scams are. NOT TO BE USED FOR SILLY BAD REVIEWS tho! Make sure your story has merit. Its not for ..." ohh she has bad breath.." blah. But for real scam and SWITCH AND BAITS. Lets hope together we can remain safe and secure in knowing how to research one another;)

Yeah.. Run away from this one as fast as you can.

I just finished binge-watching season 6 of Game of Thrones. It seems to get better all the time. Despite her protestations, Emilia Clarke did another nude scene this season. I hate it when that happens :) :) She is an attractive woman.....

Just to add to the conversation, and not to defend any of the over the top inquiries, there has been a trend happening on BP locally. There has been a flurry of advertisers that are not really providing a service or anything at all. Some are even advertising that they are lyla reviewed. They are reviewed by one person with one single post ever. A little home work and research flushes most of them out, but why they have to bother asking established SPs with reputations, personal websites and clientele recos is pretty bad.

I would be lost without kissing! I think it is interesting to look into the world of MAs, as I have been thinking about offering such services.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Esme Clarke's ad caught my eye and I started exchanging emails with her. From her description and emails, it wasn't hard to understand that she is intelligent, educated sweet girl. There wasn't any review of hers but my gut feeling was that I will be rewarded. Appointment was set smoothly to see her this evening for an hour (no HHs) in her downtown location. She was with me on the set time, and her smile is really cute and disarming, soft skin. She is a university student and holds decent conversation. We had wine, met like old friends - soon I realized that we have a common friend. Guess what Rosalie Seck who I had met year and half back. Lot of wild DFK ensued over music and body hugging. She offered massage but I was more keen to DFK and then the main course. Overall experience was quite sensual and she made every effort to please. I didn't want to leave and wished that I could just keep her for myself. Thanks to Esme for the lovely evening and I will be repeating for sure.

Out of frustration, I am hoping people can clarify to me what in the world is so hard to understand an ad that reads..." bedroom cuddles" !? or NO EXPLCIT LANGUAGE?? For many months now I have been struggling with this and is driving me nuts lol. I am getting questions of ...will we do this *** or will you do that**** My ad is as clear as can be, and now even easier to understand. So are ppl this cloudy in the brain or do they really not know what " visit in my bedroom" means? I also say things such as, NO DETAILS CHOICES ARE DISCUSSED ON TXT... then the next txt is ya, so can we do this****OR EVEN WORSE IS "safe service only" then I still get asked ...ok but can I get **** sigh...I am spending all day long dealing with these types of requests and can not understand how else I can be more clear while remaining in control of my comfort levels. It is starting to make me grouchy with enquiries lol, that's not good for business either lol.

star trek is on in the background, I'm supposedly working... but here I am checking out LYLA...

NEWS CENSORS: We have removed the censors from the site, this does not mean you can advertise sexual services as the law still is the same however words will not be censored by mistake this way. Nudity in Photos: We are going to allow nude photos that are tastefully done, no porn, no sexual acts and no closeup genital shops please. Post Titles: We are going to be a little less strict on the post titles. A word or two in capital letters will be overlooked but please do not post in the style of CL or BP it is just junky looking.

Justin Bieber - One Less Lonely Girl

She seems to be a little more loyal to her regulars.

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Lexy, look into a local storage place. For a small monthly fee (say, $20), they can act as an off-site mail depot. More secure delivery for you and no worries about missed parcels. Mine calls whenever a delivery arrives. They also give me an address with a unit number instead of a PO Box.

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Lexy, look into the US border services available from ShipLlama.

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I'm sort of curious as to where the line is drawn between MA and SP? Besides the one obvious factor, it seems as though in the last few years those lines have been blurred. I offer both massage and escorting services but if someone wants more than a massage but not quite full companion, I will make an adjustment and charge a rate in between. Then there are those who try to strike out for more than what was intended and they need to be reminded that it is a massage session they booked for. Lol. I'm all for kissing and am GFE by nature but the reigns do need to be pulled in at times because there are those to the other extreme who REALLY get caught up in the moment ( I don't mean kissing) wanting to take it further. It feels like I'm being put on the spot to which I say...next time visit me for a companion session. Lol. I think the best thing is to ask in advance about things such as kissing. Where one MA may offer someone else may not.Always ask because no one wants to be disappointed.

saw Shu last Thursday and had no problems with contact,just texted like usual..as for the session itself was as good as always..maybe she was just tired of the scene for a while and has got re-energized lately..will try and see her again as soon as I can

Thanks frednorth! Ya been a trend over last 2 months thats has got me at my wits end. They all say they want class and when you give them class they dont know what to do with it ������ I also k ow many of these guys are not on this site. I have gently suggested to a few to join up here to educate themselves on the who is who and what is what. As I do see it mostly come from an insecure place of who is a rip off or not. So thats why they want to k ow excatly play by play.. But even then...I could be a lier and string you along with what you wanna hear. The bam! At least of they were here they could feel more confident in booking. Like really if ask a "scam" so are you sure this is this...you think she gonna say" no hunni I am a scam!" lmao. Additional Comments: Ummm werid...thoes ???? Were just a laughy face? Hummm

Sorry to hear this Sophia. Alas it seems to be quite common now. There are some traveling SPs aren't bothering to come back to the area because of it. Hopefully the clients with a bit of tact outnumber the ones that don't. BTW, to those reading this, there is nothing about Sophia to make one think that you are not going to meet a classy sexy woman. There is a reason why she genuine SP. I am lucky enough to know how she likes her pillows. ;)

I'm so glad I read this message before my session today! I'm new at this and have only had a couple of experiences, but neither one really were what I was looking for. This thread helped me identify what might be missing and how to identify the right MA to meet that need. I joined CMJ today, and Alura walked me through the options and what not, and I used what I learned here to ask for the kissing and intimacy that I really wanted. I met many beautiful girls but then I met Strawberry and she greeted me with a warm hug and a kiss - so sweet. I asked a couple of other girls their preferences on kissing, but it didn't matter much because Strawberry created such a connection with me in 30 seconds that I chose her with no hesitation, and boy am I glad I did! I didn't lunge in and stick my tongue down her throat of course, but there was lots of kissing and wow - there was lots of kissing and she was so intimate that it was amazing. If you are not sure who to go to, I'd suggest one of the good places like CMJ where they will bring plenty of beautiful girls to meet with you. Based on how they greeted me it was pretty clear who might like that sort of thing. For any I was unsure about I just politely asked how they felt about kissing and they answered plus I got to watch their body language as they did so. It was quite clear. :)

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You can stare at your bums they are all very nice. Don't mind I stare also.

Bonnie we have not met but I have read you for a long time. You are a classy and sexy lady. Pay no regard to dum asses.

Ok no offense but damn, I should of gotten myself a job with the government. Must be nice to not answer your phone and to decide not to return a call until it suits you! Lazy bitch!!!!!

What's not to love about a skirt? Short skirts rule for sure.

I have never really thought about this before, but looking at some of these pics (OK some maybe more than once) I think I would side with the tan lines. Having said that, I have never yet been disappointed with the female body with or without said tan lines.

I would be reporting to mod! If I had someone take anything from my home and then 'blackmail' to feel sorry for them, I wouldn't hesitate to tell the mod. You are not the only one that she is going to do this to, and as for her asking you not to tell her name because she is 'on here and well liked' THAT is also blackmail! Everyone will be under suspicion that does out calls in your area now, as no one is going to know who did that, so we are all going to be looked at the same way. There is a reason for the 'Warnings: To Report Bait and Switch, Scam & Dangerous Encounters' section in each province area of forums, it is there to let others know of exactly these sort of things.

I am happy my daughter is taking piano and now violin lessons. Both where her idea and both get her off the computer. She is doing amazing. I am so proud of her. Her teachers say she has natural ability. She can listen to a song and then starts to play it on her piano. The violin she is just beginning to play. I bought her a new piano yesterday for her birthday. She is now 19 I love her so much. Her and I have been through a lot. I have had her full time with me since 12 years of age. I am so lucky to have such an incredibly lucky to be her dad

She's a perfect 10 boys. Tiny. Tight. Bubbly. Amazing!

Nikki at CMJ is a great great kisser

I have had the pleasure of meeting this beautiful red head. http://ottawa.craigslist.ca/ths/5838446579.html Sensual Shelia is currently at the brass club and was previously at another spa. Set up through text was quick and easy. The exquisite treatment carried over seamlessly from text to meeting in person. I was greeted by a tall 5'7" beauty in a silk robe. We chatted as we went back to our room where I was given an nice hot hug and kiss on the check as she showed me to the shower and sensually disrobed me. The shower was amazing as this beautiful goddess with an amazing body joined be to help me lather up....... The massage was amazing and one of the best I have ever received. Her experience definitely showed! When all was done we laid back for a few min just talking..... Them back off to the shower where we cleaned us again (she was still very sensual) and before we parted I received a big hug and kiss and off into the night I went. I can't wait to see her again as she was an amazing experience. I will be back very soon to see her again!

Just had the pleasure of seeing Cassie at Paradise Spa She is exactly what you see is what you get. I super cute girl next door. Great conversation. Excellent massage skills, amazing body slide. A true GFE experience with of course MA limitations. http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/cassies-profile/

I agree completely. Great truly gfe. lots of contacts and touching. great shape. cute, great attitude. Not clock watcher. One of my best.

Lately I have been asking the owner of the spa to recommend to me girls that are GFE and like to kiss. Most of them know me by know and my taste and just to make sure I have asked them to talk to the girls to tell them about me and see if they would be compatible with me. So far it has worked most of the time. Sometimes there is no chemistry or connection. That is understandable. Most of the time i get to know over twitter or PM first. But in some cases I can't as they may not have a online presence. It's with these girls that I sometimes get no kissing? It's hard to get that intimate sometimes with a complete stranger. Whereas getting to know each other online helps you get to know somebody first. And when you meet it is with anticipation and with someone you kind of know?

Remember the good old days when the cool guys used to wear pants and the girls would set up to actually take pictures IN the club? This was taken at Bare Fax around 20 years ago.

Having my daughter him from university- and meeting her handsome sweet BF

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I've been in once and I used the back parking lot. You do feel a bit watched and exposed, even in the back lot but either you've got to get used to that, wait until after dark or just not go... The place looked fine. It didn't seem dirty or unkempt or anything. Masseuse was very attractive and gave an excellent massage. Ended up leaving a slightly larger than usual tip but that simply mirrored the quality of treatment I felt I received. I have only been once and have only seen one attendant, so I can only judge based on that. However... I would definitely recommend.

PEI does not have a lot of SP's so my advise might not fit your situation, but here goes. I tried a few Ladies and found my match pretty early, I just feel so comfortable with this girl and yet the excitement leading up to our dates is a wonderful feeling. It's like the years have melted away and I am once again a desirable young man that a beautiful woman would want to spend time with. I my opinion, the best medicine out there.

This needs to be pinned. Thanks, OD. I will shower you with many bacon sandwiches of gratitude.

One minor exception to OD's post is timing, nothing wrong with 5 miniutes prior - must be the military in me many years ago.....

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You made it so simple and easy to understand! You should become a Hobbyist mentor! Lol Btw loved the cleaningness part! As an MA i get to see many derriers, and looking at a dirty butt crack is a complete turn off!!!! One more that actually happened yesterday or today... not sure.., client i have never met... First time contact.., IT WAS MY BDAY YESTERDAY... DO I GET A DISCOUNT? When you gp buy your bday cake, or a bottle of wine to celebrate do they give a you a discount (yes some restaurants offer you a free dessert.. But first show me your picture ID) ... As mention in previous thread from CK about discounts.., yes if you are someone that i have been seeing regularly i may give you a bday surprise, but do u approach a complete stranger and tell tehm it was my bday.., would you like to give me a gift? Lol My 2 cents :-)