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Report this to the police! Impersonating a police officer is a federal offense and they don't take kindly to it. We had a situation here in Ottawa where that happened and the police went out and "had a talk" with him. If the emailer was LE his behavior is unbecoming a police officer and his superiors should know about it. What you do is not illegal and they "serve and protect" us all... cat

This was good news, I still have my job since my employees screwed up last week. But what sucks is that my father's girlfriend past away on Sunday morning(cancer) and I was appointed to tell him the bad news, I have done this in the past as a fireman but never for immediate family. My heart is broken and feel so sad right now for my dad.

I think this guy is just full of crap. He's not a cop. No cop would waste their time to threaten you like that (especially mentioning children). Emails are traceable. He was just pissed-off that you wouldn't meet him. You might consider reporting him to the real police on the thought that he's impersonating a police officer. What do you think? Most folks want to avoid the drama though, but it might alert the cops to a predator.

After years of being a MA and having the opportunity to work in so many great MPs, I would like to announce that I am now moving on independently as an elite adult companion. The time has come for me to be able to provide a more sophisticated and intimate service to my clientele, those who know me as an MA and those who I am anticipating to meet as an adult companion. I cannot do this without thanking the owners and operators of the spas I have had the pleasure of working in; your constant support has not gone unappreciated. I learned and prospered from each unique experience. Starting Monday December 17 I will be available independently for the following sessions: 1 hour massage $180 90 min massage $240 2 hour massage $300 I am offering a $20 discount on my hour massage sessions for the holidays.

I understand your fear but it is unfounded. They aren't going to be asking about your children, they are not concerned about you as a person of interest unless you are under 18, drug addicted or being pimped. They are concerned about men who prey on women, sex worker or not. They are concerned about someone impersonating a police officer. You are not doing anything illegal and you have nothing to fear. Perhaps you could contact Stepping Stones and see if there is an advocate in your area that would accompany you down to file the report. http://www.steppingstonens.ca/ This time he was verbal, the next time he may get someone in person. Reporting him is how to prevent him escalating this into something where someone gets hurt... cat

My goddess of the day is Emily J. She is spreading the love not only to hobbyists, but to other SPs. Emily is funny, smart and friendly. Yay, Emily!

Monday morning meetings with smug, arrogant, know it all fucks !!! If you don't wanna hear my answer don't fucking ask me !!! Spending two hours showing them that what I told them 2 hours ago was actually RIGHT !!!!

I woke up this morning and needed to run some errands. I was dreading it... I looked outside and saw the rain and knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that my car would be frozen solid. I listened to the CBC news podcast, The Current, and then finally ventured into the kitchen to make myself some tea. Upon entering the kitchen I was shocked, I looked outside to see my car completely cleaned of all ice, snow, and rain! My next door neighbour is such a sweetheart! He did this once last winter too. What a wonderful gesture! I baked banana bread for him and just knocked on his door a few moments ago. He said "Oh Nathalie, don't even worry about it!" but still, it was just so nice of him. Definitely the highlight of my day!

Bon lundi ;) hope all of you had a very good week end and are ready for the coming holidays ! Ill work longer hours this week to be available to all you needs Today from 10 am til 6h30pm Tuesday from 10 am til 6h30pm Wednesday from 10 am til 11pm Thursday from 10am til 5h30pm Friday from 10 am til 4pm. All week I will be located on Bentley ave Our time together is focused on you and only you... Never the clock Our session will include: lfk dfk exciting body slides soapy showers together reversed massage non rushed time lingerie high heels toys fun sensuality and so much more... ALL WEEK, I will double the pleasure on the hour session and I will take off 20$ on the regular donations for 30, 45 and 60 minutes sessions. You will remember the end of the world ;) Let yourself be pleased and satisfied with an angel's touch.,, 613-274-7073

Hey Guys, I am working Tomorrow 3:30 to 9 and Tuesday 9-4, Then off to Florida for 2 weeks :-) So come in to see me before i leave. For those who don't know me, I offer a very sensual massage and super hot body slides. I am also rated one of the top ma's in Ottawa !! Im tall (5'8 ) slim athletic body type, light brown hair and exotic dark brown eyes. I am personable, easy going and a lot of fun to be with Come see for yourself hehe Call the spa or msg me to book your appt xoxo Jordyn

Here's mine Lol :) Its big and Tight.

FYI a MP working as a INDIE doing outcalls falls under the same category as a legal prostitute but any massage SPA location where the ladies are offering "ORAL" is very much illegal (and we do not discuss illegal things here or give recommendations for such things) so please be careful what you say and post cause if a MA in a SPA is doing this they are breaking the law and the SPA turns into a BROTHEL in the eyes of the law.

Last night I was emailing back and forth with a male. He said he was interested in my services. Asked if I could meet at the starbucks uptown for a coffee cause he didn't want to "play" with someone he didn't know. Just wanted to get to know me. I'm not new to this so I knew that I could be arrested for doing such a thing so I kindly rejected the offer. Today when I woke up I hade an email from him : Here is the thing. Yes, I do belong to the force. I am, therefore, letting you go off with a warning only because you have a child, or so you say and based on that I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. What you are doing is essentially selling your self for sex. Yeah, you might say that you're selling time, but the way you market yourself (I.e your hourly rate and what you offer in the hr) is evidence to the fact that in exchange for money, sexual acts take place more than often. If I catch you again on the web, in any shape or form,I will not be as forgiving and I'm brining you in. Do you understand? Respond that you understand, otherwise ill take your answer as a no. Fellow sp's feel free to Pm me or his email I have no idea if it is real or just some guy upset that I was charging him for my time. --- My few words are leave us girls alone. Go waste city money on catching sex offenders, woman beaters, and drug dealers.

Inspired by a recent picture of Paz Vega by Touch in the Beautiful Lingerie thread, I was trolling images of Paz and came across these. What stood out for me was her smile ... and I thought "we should have a thread for this!" So here it is. If you find a pic showing a smile that makes you swoon, or that just brings a smile to your own face, post it here!

Having been inactive for the past year due to personal reasons I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and all the best in the New Year. A very special wish to all the ladies I have had the privilidge to meet through this wonderful community. You are all beautiful and exceptional individuals having enriched my life over and over again. In time when I get my life back together I I would love to pick up where I left off. Till then best wishes Piper

Confused a bit...if you pre paid for an appointment then why were you asking her for the $? Or was it a loan? At any rate...I think I'd just move on and chalk it up before it escalates to something potentially bad.

A classic prank, again from the BBC when times were simpler was their April 1st report on the bumper crop of spaghetti to be harvested. They convinced many viewers that spaghetti grew on trees in a region of Switzerland that borders on Italy! The BBC was flooded with calls from viewers eager to learn how to grow their own spaghetti, it's a true classic!

Agreed! Even more intriguing if it is with someone I have never seen before. There is something amazing to have a woman I have never met start to kiss me pationately as soon as she sets eyes on me.

Hey their guys,do to some changes in my life, I will be leaving cerb and the massage buissness as of this WEDNSDAY,Id love to have the pleasure of saying goodbye to all my naughty friends first though.I will be offering my services full of pleasure and erotic treats that will have your toes curling with excitment,so come join me for a sensual steamy shower,followed bye mutual hands on excitment,Did I mention i love using my beautiful welll indowed assets in all the right places?.If you have any Special requests feel free to text or pm me,I look forward to seeing old friends and meeting and creating new memories.XXX your DDD playmate amanda (613) 265-2505 MY RATES THIS WEEK.....(SPECIAL RATES FOR BOOKINGS ONLY) 30 MIN=30$ 45 MIN=45$ 60 MIN=80$ MY LAST 3 DAYS @ ANGELS TOUCH TODAY TILL 11PM TEUS-3-11PM WED-3-11PM SEE WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING(REVIEWS)..... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=46157

How very odd. The username for the email, killerbee652, is also the username on Myspace of a girl who, three years ago, was in high school in Pittsfield, Massachusetts. I doubt there is any connection but I find it odd that the killerbee652 thing would randomly happen in two different places. Huh!

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen xoxo About me- Sexy petite 20 year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse4 massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub session9s & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY: 9-4 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $55 45mins: $65 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location-Clean, cozy, discreet westend location Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM

This is my all-time favorite - Bing Crosby & David Bowie - The Little Drummer Boy / Peace On Earth

But there were too many other options!! Hi, my name is Tiffany. I am 5'11" tall, 145lbs with short blond hair, hazel bedroom eyes, and a smile that will drive you crazy!! I belive in the simple pleasures of life, and love sensual experiences!! From the moment I walk into a room with you, you will feel the connection between us. From the first soft flirty move I make to a finish that will leave you weak in the knees, you will be thanking yourself for spending time with me! You will always leave my room felling relaxed and with a smile on your face!! Life is to be enjoyed. not just endured -Gordon B. Hincley Services Sensual Relaxation Massage Body Slides, to make you say OMG Sexy Soapy showers for 2 Duo massages(2 girls, 4 hands) Oh, you will never regret spoiling yourself to one of these!! Private Dance Show Set you on Fire Girl Friend Experience Couples Welcome Schedule Today: 10:00am - 11:00pm Tuesday: 10:00am - 11:00pm Saturday: 4:00pm - 9:00pm Sunday:4:00pm - 9:00pm Rates Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Duo Massage rates available upon request Couple Massage rates available upon request Location Very clean, 5 Star West End Location Contact To book an appointment please send me a PM, or call 613-274-7073 to ensure my avaliability!! Check out what others are saying about my service!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 I would Love to have you stop by so that I can tempt, tease, flirt and please you!

I don't know if they do but he's said that was what he was "tasked" to do, after I started saying he should be ashamed for trying to entrap young ladies. As I said on the first post , I can't ieve they waste city dollars on this when there is so many other people doing worse things!

Hmmm this is not cool! First of all, prostitution is legal in Canada. Public soliciting is not. I wonder if he is a dirty cop, trying to reep benifits? If anyone wants to meet in public, make sure you never speak about services and rates. I wonder if the force knows he is doing this??

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Greetings, I just settled into my new location in the beautiful west end, and am accepting visitors I have had the pleasure in meeting before this week. About me: I'm a privately located and independent sensual masseuse. As my guest, I will generously pamper you with my full attention and with my warmest welcome. I'm instinctively sensual with a penchant for eroticism. I take pride in offering a fun, but relaxing sensual indulgence that is guaranteed to tease your sensitivities and renew your spirit as we playfully move along. Care to join me? I'm booking Tuesday to Friday this week from 9am-5pm. I look forward to hearing from you! Please pm for an appointment. Erin xoxo

Sending a great big Martime hug to Angela, your fiends in the east love you!

This is my favourite Christmas song. Nothing gets me in the Christmas mood then hearing this song. Not sure why since there are some depressing parts. Here is my second favourite. There are so many versions but this was one I remembered when I was a kid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4uP32mnAjY

I don't think I would be able to share. I'd want you all to myself.

The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire). Especially Nat King Cole's version. Gene Autry's version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Porthos

KD. Preferred supper of single white males everywhere!

Why? Why can I not have one family dinner where attitude, drama and snide comments aren't present. Amazing how grown adults can be so catty to one another at times.

I recently was on an extended road trip and as I have tended to do of late, I included a stop in Ottawa on my journey. At that time I was fortunate enough to have been able to spend a significant period of time with Nathalie. This was our third meeting and it was ever so comfortable to see her again. It was simply as if we had had a slightly extended period of absence between friends. Nathalie was, as always, her usual personable and intriguing self and we caught up with each others lives as we pursued an extended day. She introduced me to a place called the Nordik Spa where we did the baths, and it was something that would be wonderful experience for anyone, be it with a special SP, a significant other, or even alone. It was fun, sensual, even very much spiritual, and all at the same time. Thank you Nathalie for bringing that experience to me. I shall treasure it. On our return to the city we had a delightful and fun meal. When she said to the server, "I kicked his ass in the eating ribs department," it was true!!! And she did! How can a woman who is so slim and physically fit eat like that? :) One day a dream will come true and Nathalie and I shall be trapped in an elevator for many hours. She is an amazing woman to make out with and our elevator experiences have been far too short! We concluded our time with an incredibly intimate, and for me, incredibly erotic experience. There are many words that can describe an experience of an intimate nature but for me with Nathalie they may be the words erotic and sensual yet at the same time fun and playful. When we did move to the bedroom it was as if time stood still. There was nothing else on the table at that point other than a mutual desire to provide pleasure, ever so slowly (which I love), with laughs at just the right times, mutual exploration, learning each others bodies and wants and her incredible smile throughout. Once again I will say that if you are in Ottawa and can arrange to spend some time with Nathalie she is an amazing person in addition to being an amazing woman and is someone who I truly hope to see again. Thank you yet once again Nathalie for a wonderful time. MN2

I really don't understand why it's complicated. If someone's unconscious.....they can't consent. If they don't consent......it's fucking rape! End of story! I honestly don't give two shits if you consider yourself a "nice guy" or if others consider you a "really sweet person". If you forced yourself onto someone who is unconscious....you're a rapist! And I'm not a fan of you! I'll agree with Baileydog that sometimes it's fun to be woken up by your SO who wants to make love to you. I agree it's a nice way to wake up (again, I say this in the case of a significant other with whom you have a healthy sex life). I've had GF's do it me and I've done it as well. Difference being we never performed sexual acts on each other while the other was unconscious. Sexual Assault is not restricted to strangers. It can happen with SO's too. If you wake up and you're in the mood, there's ways to do it....lean over and spoon with the person in such a way that it may wake them up, maybe give them a peck on the neck or on the lips. Or if all else fails......hey, you can always just poke them till they wake up and then say "You wanna?" (Although this last technique has rarely worked for me :p) If they don't wake up....BY GOD leave it at that! Don't take that as an invitation and proceed to have your way with them! Because...ummmm....that would be RAPE! If they wake up and give clear indication that it's not happening... Again....BY GOD leave it at that! Because otherwise......that would be RAPE! However if they wake up and indicate (without any doubt!) that they are ready and willing....hey, go nuts and have fun! Honestly, if I were to be woken up by my wife/girlfriend riding me or giving me a handjob or blowjob.....I'd like to think I'd be cool with it....truth is...I may very well feel pretty damn violated.

I'm glad I'm not the only health nut here. But I'm not trying to live longer....what the hell's the use of living to 90 only to slowly fade into dementia? I'm just trying to make sure my next 25 years remain healthy and fun. Once I hit 70, if I do, who the hell cares. People are telling me I look ten years younger than I am and it's because I've eliminated fast and processed foods, gone mostly veggie, and boosted my intake of potent, scientifically proven natural antioxidants. I'll tell you something. During the summer I bought organic black grapes. I ate them all that evening. That night I had a hardon that simply would not go away ( I was tired and didn't feel like jerking off). It was no coincidence, as I bought them again later in the week and the same damn thing happened. Antioxidants, polyphenols, lycopene, resveratrol, etc., etc.,... it's all good shit, and science backs it up.

Me too. But I think the sentiment here isn't about living a life of pure chaos, but rather your open-ness to adapt to changing circumstances and opportunities. Sure, you've got structure to your life and a plan for your day. But do you like to pursue a whim when it arises? Which are you more likely to do: stick to the morning's plan, or give into an urge to chase a butterfly? Are you even noticing the butterflies, or are you too busy carrying out the plan? ;)

Just about everything about her is alluring ... but the eyes are incredible.

I TOTALLY get that Serena. There was a time when that would have been Greek to me and beyond understanding, but now,"Go with the flow," or, "Que sera sera," are the order of the day. It is rather a freeing and empowering feeling to have!

non-local 1 Emma Alexandra 2 Lou 3 Beautiful Anna (E.C) local 1 Malika 2 Nicolette Vaughn 3 Emerald Winters

1. Dorinda Bloom - From what I can see and have read, she would be a dream come true!! 2. Kelly from mgfcanada - just looking to fulfill a pornstar fantasy! 3. Savannah (GoE) - as close to Dylan Ryder as I have seen advertising! Of course there would be many more, but this would definitely be my top 3!

Shayla is indeed "the real deal", and a spectacular SP to boot. Thing about Shayla is that she has a somewhat different outlook from most SP's and she is pretty outspoken in her views. Some people don't appreciate her views and such, but she marches to her own drum. I saw her when she was in Alberta and I had an awesome time with her. If you "click" with Shayla, you will have an awesome experience and if you don't, you may not be able to visit her at all. I did do a review of her on "the baby cow" board, but I did not post it on CERB for personal reasons. Shayla is indeed real and she is a great young lady to see...........if you click with her.

1. Anessa 2. Dorinda Bloom 3. Cleo catra 4. Exotic barbie. And oh god I forgot only 3 are allowed. :P

In that same area, the Marriot as well. Parking underneath, you can get to rooms without going through the lobby. Big enough so you don't draw attention, and I have always found them to turn a blind eye to anything that looks like what we are doing.

I will add again the Alastair Sim version of A Christmas Carol (US name, was called Scrooge in the UK). It wouldn't be Christmas without it. My brother knows it so well he sits and watches it and says all the lines under his breath as they are said on the screen. That being said, one of my favorite December movies (early December) was on the other day. Tora! Tora! Tora! LOL You can tell you have seen a movie too many times when you can say the dialogue out loud a couple of seconds before it is on the screen, and I can do it with parts of that movie.

I give intensely sensual deepthroat sessions with a total absence of gag reflex. I'm really into oral :D

I think we will have to disagree a bit here. It is my opinion that a sensual massage should already include things like being enthusiastic, caring and sensual, or slower paced, and friendly etc. So using a term like GFE would not or should not indicate only that aspect because it seems to me that it is something 'extra' in FS sessions, so why not in MA sessions. Here, I think most agree that if someone advertises a GFE massage session, it is because it includes everything in a GFE sp/FS session, but not the FS part. It is ideal for someone who can't for some reason perform intercourse, but still wants everything else. Like FS GFE, it is interpreted as at least kissing, and usually daty and the option of a bj (covered or not). I wouldn't even say that it includes body slide activity, because that would also be something that a sensual massage provider would include. You can still have the clear distinction between MA and SP, but I do think the term for GFE (I do agree it is over used) can be used with massage to indicate the standards of GFE that have always been associated with it: kissing, daty, bj.

Sorry - but I find the use of 'GFE Massage' very misleading and very inaccurate. 'GFE' is an Escort Term created by Escorts for Escorting - which begets Oral (DATY, DATO and/or CBJ/BBBJ) and/or FS. So to try and 're-define' the term and try to lure in Escort Hobbyists to get massages is, in my humble opinion, unfortunate and a major turn off for me. I don't tell people I shovel snow for a living and then show up to mow the lawn :S I've never, NEVER, met a guy whom either did, or was looking, for a GF just to have massages with - and never have sex. :S NEVER. Makes no sense. This is 1/2 the reason why the MA/MPs now have there own Area - so as Not to keep misleading Hobbyists (intentionally or mistakenly). Wasting time asking Questions to a MA in the SP section whom doesn't say she is a MA until after several emails. Lame. So un-attractive. Maybe it's a 'GF Massage' some ladies offer, but as per the definition of GFE - it's way more than just a massage. This is even clearly outlined here in this Thread - real GFE services Not included in so-called 'GFE Massages'. (Yeah, and you having snow on the lawn while I mow is Your mis-interpretation or my services right? Not mine?? ...as I now re-define snow as grass? :S ) GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1311&highlight=acronyms A call girl advertising the provision of a "girlfriend experience" is implying that she provides deep french kissing (DFK), "full service" (intercourse) usually with protection, and fellatio and cunnilingus, both with or without protection. Advertising a "girlfriend experience" is sometimes used by call girls to promote business. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend_experience Like the others said, GFE=Girlfriend experience. In some situations, it also means that the prostitute/escort is willing to perform some services without condoms, akabarebacked, usually blowjobs(BBBJ). http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gfe There's even a movie called The Girlfriend Experience (with Sasha Grey - & FYI: She's No Masseuse! ;) ) Anyone got links showing where GFE has changed it's definition to Not included Oral/FS - and now has 2 meanings - 1 for MAs and 1 for SPs?? I look forward to seeing where this has changed, as I enjoy keeping up with the times :) Food for thought! ;) PS: Great Question Ironsman1 - Clarity over services is what CERB is all about :)

It is one thing to have a bad date or be out of pocket financially .... It is another thing to be in a dangerous encounter. Team play amongst the ladies is huge in my opinion .... for safety. If you don't ask for references for your own business...that is your business. I do urge you to share with other ladies and not look at it as doing all the work for others... Us fella's share info via recco's, posts, threads and some with PM's. Worst case scenario is a bad experience or being ripped off. You ladies share information for the same reason.....but also for safety. Everytime I read threads like this I think of my cousin who perhaps maybe...just maybe would still be with us and enjoying life if she would have had the benefit of team play as it is now ....

Another Goddess for today. I'd like to propose the lovely, sweet, and oh so sexy Penelope Davis. As we all know, Penelope hasn't been as active on the board over the last few months as she has been busy attending to other things. I'm sure others would agree, she has been missed. I certainly know I've missed her. So to Ms. Penelope ... a lovely creature of the angels. She's in our hearts and thoughts, and I know we're all sending her our very best wishes.