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In today's world and economy there are many references to the fact that throughout ones lifetime we should all be prepared to have multiple careers as a response to changing circumstances around us.. Having had only one career in my life, along with multiple summer jobs as a kid, I have been looking around and with the recent new legislation that is in the works, I have decided that in January of 2015 I will become a sex worker! It is the perfect thing and our government is encouraging these things of us - show initiative, be adaptable to laws and changing times and they love small business creation. I wonder if I can access a government grant. Let's see. 1. I shall be a one person business, working solely for myself and can advertise and communicate to my hearts content. 2. As a sex worker, then by government definition I am obviously suffering from childhood abuse, and/or drug abuse, and/or am a victim of trafficking, and since I am a victim I will be immune from being responsible for my actions and therefore immune from arrest and prosecution. 3. As a measure of protecting my personal safety I shall only book appointments from other established sex workers that can provide references. 4. If this career move does not work out then there is a lovely pot of $20 million that I can access to get out! Sweet! The thing is that I am not very intelligent, as government completely understands when it comes to sex workers, so I shall only ask for a donation of $X for my time but am willing to pay $2X to book an appointment with another sex worker at the very same time! Talk about time efficiency for both of us! I will even be able to claim a business losses deduction on my income tax! My calendar is filling up quickly! PM to book an appointment.

This is the WRONG SITE and WRONG LIFESTYLE to engage in if you are looking for a relationship/wife/SO. This is about NO STRINGS ATTACHED companionship only If you want to conventionally date, join LavaLife, eHarmony, Plenty of Fish etc Ladies will be scared away from you if they think you are looking for an SO BTW this is not about stereotypes. The ladies offer no strings attached companionship. The gentlemen are looking for no strings attached companionship. This is a mutually beneficial arrangement and that is what CERB and this lifestyle are about RG

If you ask me, I think Harper's gay. I'm getting fucking pissed off with Canada. It seems that Canada is pro-every-lifestyle except for one: a heterosexual man who chooses not to enter relationships, chooses not to hit bars and pick up (and even that's a dangerous game, for if she's drinking she can easily claim 'unable to consent' afterwards and then you're up shit's creek), chooses not to date, but still desires an occasional hot fuck and is willing to pay an equally willing partner. WTF!? Horny heterosexual noncommittal men have rights too! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

and that has been my point all along. That you guys couldn't see the point of the comments that were being made. I can't be more clear than that, and I really dislike when I see someone trying to downplay the intentions of those who commented prior to the changes on the site. I guess I was expecting some kind of statement with an apology or thank you to those who pointed out the flaws in it. You need to be reminded that no one is saying your intentions weren't worthy, just the execution of it was flawed enough to create debate. That alone should have gotten y'all to sit up and look it over. There was never any need to get so defensive & you all came out offensive, that's all. The only reason I am commenting, for the most part, has nothing to do with you or MFF, it is for the other readers. Whatever the topic, I feel that what was said or done is being misrepresented by various comments, obviously i will speak up. That is what people are used to seeing when I post lol I doubt if I will change. This is cerb, we don't expect attacks when we post, btw. i thought everyone was being very reasonable when they made their comments. Clearly, the main page was changed. There must have been validity in those comments, is all I'm saying.

Thanks for your post. I should maybe clarify our position again. As stated on the site, a happy hooker is a safe hooker. Safety is a top priority in order to maintain our happiness. It does matter to us that we are happy and enjoying our jobs. It matters to many of those who enjoy our services too. I'm not sure why you feel otherwise. The website is not coming down. If you really supported all sex workers you would support our right to speak and tell our stories.

Oops on the title :) meant chance, but maybe this week it's time for a change ;)!!! This week come see how hot things can get!! Don't be shy come spend some time with this sexy blonde hottie!! She knows what you like and she wants to please you. Clean and classy on the outside but very naughty when inside with you :wink: Don't be shy, send me a message and I will lead the way. Your satisfaction is my mission!! xoxo My Schedule this Week Monday July 21 9 - 4:30 Tuesday July 22 9 - 4:30 Not a Member? Be my special guest.... PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online www.clubcmj.com or PM me

It really just comes down to the quality of the service. If I have a good time with an SP, I will likely see her again. I am not in a competition with myself to have sex with the most women possible. So when I find a good one, I am more than happy to repeat. Honestly, most of the time I would rather see an SP that I know is good from previous experience than take a chance on a new one.

I would politely ask them to quit texting you or you will call the cops, there is nothing they can do to you but if the person on the other end keeps texting you can report it.

Darling bigboi, I certainly understand your concern and I agree with the other posters advice. What I would like to mention is that it is difficult to identify let alone define a pimp and most people wouldn't recognize one if they passed one on the street unless the pimp was very stereotypical and we all know how reliable stereotypes are. The other thing to keep in mind is you can potentially have drama from a provider whether she is completely independent or not. I would gently suggest not over thinking the labels and simply educate yourself about the providers available to you here in Ottawa. There is a huge selection of well reviewed providers for you to choose from here on Cerb or if perusing one of the other sites, take a peek at what CK says... http://www.cowboysdiary.info Smiles, cat

Dance with my oldest daughter at her wedding.

The pictures are not her, they're of Jessy Erinn (playboy model) otherwise known as Jessica Klett on Twitter. Click on this and scroll down four pictures: http://yourdreammodels.com/featured_models/jessy_erinn/jessy_erinn.htm Her last time through town she was Vanessa the Perfect Barbie doll and here's the thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=183110&highlight=vanessa It's not hard to do this research guys; please be careful.

Have you ever wondered why, when a bunch of girls go out they all go to the bathroom at the same time. Well wonder no more guys, here is the reason!

This special birthday wish is going out to an amazingly sweet, thoughtful and kind member who is to me a gem to our community! I hope your day is filled with joy and happiness!! Birthday Hugs and Kisses, Lexy

It's illegal if anyone knows about it! ;) Just saying......

That's illegal hun... and would immediately disqualify the vote. It's a great idea... but... all cell phones, especially ones that are equipped with cameras (99.9% of current cell phones) must be turned off in the ballot area.

I do the same thing. I've seen people's emails, they see the part where they are creating the account asking for first name and last name, and automatically put in a real name, not just initials or their fake name. They aren't receiving the emails, they have no idea what the recipient sees. Letting them know asap is the right thing to do.

Now, suddenly there could be quite a crowded market for male sex workers.... This is a great concept, thanks mrrnice2. best, toine

In regards to the 2015 elections, I am seriously considering giving a very generous discount to clients voting against Conservatives and providing me with a proof that they actually did. The rules would be: In order to obtain a 50% discount, take a pictures with your ID besides the election card - where I can see that you did not vote for these Nazis - and book a rendezvous within the next two weeks after the election day to get your discount. I cannot think of a better way to motivate the Canadian people to get off their ass and go vote.

See what's really under Roslyn Chapel. Train at the Kukkiwon.

Happy Birthday Mark19.... Hope your day is amazing....

Congrat's on 8000 posts Cato....

Congrats Cato! Always enjoy your posts on here... Cheers.

My highlight of the day for yesterday was a chat with a good friend.

Happy Birthday Mark... have a great day...

Happy Birthday Mark! Enjoy!!

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Happy birthday mark19. Hope it's a great one.

Try looking for escorts who have been around a long time and are mature. Pimps go after new and young ladies. Try ladies who speak and write English fluently. Try ladies who drive themselves to dates. Independent ladies exhibit independent behavior in more ways than one.

Loneliness and being alone are often two entirely different things! Good to keep this in mind.

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Winged Foot, Pine Valley, Oakmont and Augusta National on consecutive days..

The only rules for the shoutbox are here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_chatbox You can say hi, post a thought, share a link or whatever you like. It used to be more a fun way to say stuff (like Twitter) but has mostly become advertising. Feel free to jump in and say hello though!

I always liked videogames and lately I've been thinking a lot about how I would like to make one. Not a state of the art game, but a retro style game along the lines of the 16 bit era. I have been toying with maybe setting up a company and hiring a programmer and artists to realize my idea(s). So that's my dream of the moment.

Pattaya :twisted:

I come from a poor country. A lot of people go into crime and extremism (terrorism) because it's literally their only option. If I have to just pick one item of my bucket list, I'd like to open a big school/community center for people to learn, do activities, let kids be kids, provide birth control and other family support for parents. I'd like the center to be run be those people in the community, and promote good values. Ideally, I'd like it to be the first of many centers. If I was somehow able to do this, I would die with absolutely no regrets.

They do, it's called "marriage." ;)

SuperNewf, this is a complex and complicated issue you are trying to solve. As Sophia has said we are here to provide you with a wonderful, sexual and emotional experience, one that our time is compensated for. When your time is over with us we won't call, text or bother you unless you request another date. Some of us have SO's some do not. There is no real answer to why if we are single of not would we accept an unpaid engagement. When someone contacts me for a date my only assumption is he is looking for an uncomplicated sexual experience. That is what I am here for and that is what I get a donation for. I have a home, car, and all the sorts of bills everyone else has. Ladies are here to earn a living at something we enjoy but we are earning a living . Most ladies also state we do not accept of the clock proposals and out time social or otherwise is covered. That is not to say what you suggest never occurs but it I bet not one lady when she is invited to spend time things Gee, maybe this person will want to spend time with me off the clock. This is my take on your question and I hope you can see where I am coming from . :icon_smile::icon_smile:

I think the incredibly Sexy and very hot Lexy Grace deserves a mention here. Currently in ns and planning a trip to nb. Let's welcome her.

Loving my cerb friends, old and new!! Having an awesome time talking to people here, connecting and reconnecting!

What are Legends made of? Its a common question asked around CMJ when referring to Jasmin's TOP and most sought after hostesses. I am proud to say, I was a top hostess... a shining star always up for a fun time, fully booked and clients desired me. I loved my job and it showed. However, I made some mistakes and I took my clients, my boss and my colleagues for granted. I skipped shifts, stood clients up and commonly made them wait for me. The last 3 years I have learnt alot, part of my learning curve was to decide to take a break from CMJ to venture out to see if the "grass was greener" on other sides. The first place after CMJ, I went to was full of light and love, great people with pure intentions. Another place I had ended up very briefly taught me what I didn't want and what I had left behind and given up on. This moment was my moment of self reflection, it was my own actions that caused my beloved clients to see others. At this exact moment I made a promise to myself to regain my position as one of Ottawas MOST DESIRED, most fun, and gorgeous hostesses/MA at a place where I feel at home. I am treated with respect and I am surrounded by friends who genuinely love me and want the best for me. I apologize for my mistakes and I implore your forgiveness and that you will provide me an opportunity to reintroduce (or introduce you) Hedonistic Holly, the NEXT CMJ Legend. For the next 2 weeks, with exception of our next party, Any session with me will include a complimentary time upgrade. Book 30, Get 45, book 45 get 60 etc; Come get hexxed by Hollly and put under my spell of Love drunk pure sexual pleasure. I am a stunning dirty blond vixxen ready to play, so confident just my voice will arouse you and the way I touch you will send you to the moon and back. Oh and did I mention... I do a mouth watering, needing to say your prayers Duo with Cassie. Sorry Mandy, love ya but we would give you a ride for your money. Actually that sounds like a GREAT IDEA,a duo standoff I am @ CMJ west today 10-4 I am at CMJ East Friday 10-4 And of course I will be at the next Party July 25, 26 ... maybe you can be my cuddle buddy? New pics coming soon as I know I owe you some super hot enduring photos. Ive missed you all and I hope you will give me a second chance to raise to fame once more. You are so blessed with so many wonderful options in Ottawa BUT there is only one and original HOLLY Call the club to book, or PM me. 613-523-6199 or ASK me to be your special guest thanks again and im speaking from my heart so please dont be offended, it just is something I feel I owe you all. Also my albums should be up by the end of the day, just waiting for approval. In the meantime, take a read through my recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=85930&highlight=Holly http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=108816&highlight=Holly http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=143396&highlight=Holly

Rule of thumb - if you don't think you will like the answer or don't want the question turned back to you - DONT ASK

Someone once told me to never cut my own hair. Bullocks! Looks fab but a mess to clean up.

Our own Miss Kathryn44, with thanks. A pic of her from the AW social group.

Good morning all! What a beautiful Sunday here in Halifax:icon_smile:!! You should all know by now and even if we have yet to meet that I take all members safety seriously and I truly care for you not to be ripped off, the victim of a Bait & Switch or worse. This is my Sexy Lexy reminder to always check your cities Warning Section and the Warning Sections of a city you may be visiting. I'd also like to give a shout out and thank you to our Cowboy Kenny, who's work has helped many hobbyists and we all appreciate what you do CK. Buy him a beer! I'm in NS and did to show my appreciation but I only wish we had a Cowboy like him here too but for now, I am doing my best to protect you all in NS from the Switch & Bait Fakes, when I catch it. Hobbyists and Providers, please don't ever hesitate or be ashamed to contribute to the Warning Sections. We need to work together on this. All my Love, Support, Hugs and Kisses, Lexy

You want a good laugh.... Google "Mrs Browns Boys" http://https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/hvideo-ak-prn2/v/t42/1519735_10151803635281781_610623005_n.mp4?oh=3130d225797fbbc8bcf2c2c7ab5b33d0&oe=52EBFA13&__gda__=1391201863_4f082053b01819b04266e3b9f267083c

The absolute critical thing you must never ask is "Will you do bareback full service". That's plain dumb and will get you shown the door. Guaranteed.