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Anyone seeking BBFS will be banned, I issued a FIRM warning here for SynGreis but anyone reported as seeking BBFS will be booted. Why? By participating in unprotected intercourse you are greatly increasing your risk factor of transmitting and acquiring life threatening sti/std's and therefor increasing the risk factor for the entire community. We have found this to be unacceptable and have listened to our members (both male and female) and the majority (overwhelming majority) here agree that this is too risky for everyone.

There is no such thing as "condom shock". There are several types of condom allergies, either to latex or spermicide -- thankfully there are alternatives that address both of these issues. Safe sex practices are available to everyone, regardless of allergies. Additionally, if "condom shock" means losing an erection when you put one on, then that's something that could be addressed by means of a female condom. There are options. Good luck and be safe.

Reco means recommendation To find out about services look at profiles of ladies that interest you. Often there are links on their profiles to their websites and that will tell what is offered And I'm not sure what you mean by bb...but if by bb you mean looking for bbfs a BIG no no here, and against Cerb rules to ask for or advertise RG

As many of you know, cancer continues to march along, treatments both here and Toronto have had a very small delaying effect and I should see the new year. However, I am grateful for: -being able to appreciate a really nice camel toe like the one on my young nurse from the last two weeks (I really wanted to drop something on the floor so I could get closer!!!! Just like in elementary school) -being able to appreciate her thong and tight uniform highlighting her C breasts and BIG nipples (how do I know they were a C, I asked, when you have cancer you can ask any stupid question! and she smiled when she answered!!!!) -the many of you who have offered support either publicly or thru pm, always appreciated and quite frankly sometimes very needed -the ability to laugh at myself when I do something stupid, like banging my head with the toilet seat last week when puking! I mean really, who does that and how stupid am I to grab onto the seat rather than the porcelain??!! -the ability to see humour, sometimes dark, like when on the way home from Toronto last Friday, pulled over to puke, standing in front of the car, bent over, OPP stops and comes up behind me, scares the shit out of me and I spray his boots as I turn around. OOPS! no harm no foul, just dirty boots. after giving me a lecture to not stand in front of the car, he started to laugh, and so did I -the ability to see the beauty, sexuality and sensuality of the many Ladies of CERB I have visited over the last couple of years, MP's and SP's alike. Many of whom I consider friends. And the many I have yet to visit, but speak to in the chat room, on private messages. Luv ya all! So not to be a downer, it is true that my tongue still works, my hands and fingers love massaging and my brain is ...... well I was never the sharpest knife in the drawer!!!! Have a good one folks. Enjoy ! And remember: get lots of SEX, it does the body good! The Liquor Tom

Condom shock? Is it because you don't have the right size of condom.. They are quite few men as problem with condoms ..As it is a must in this industry I would suggest you look into female condoms ,different sizes or non latex ones Or restrained from full services Vj

Here we are. The first game is this evening and as with every season every team right now is undefeated and full of optimism. I became a Seahawk fan a couple of years ago and I shall keep my allegiance with them. I also have a weighted fantasy football team with a lot of hopes pinned on Calvin Johnson and Reggie Bush and the Lions are my second favorite team. Anyone except SF, GB and mostly Tom Brady and the Pats. Let the games begin. :)

I don't think communication, conversation is frowned upon during an encounter. But it is part of the encounter not something done prior to an encounter off the books. I book longer encounters (3-4 hours) and a lot of that time is spent in conversation over drinks. Or maybe even dinner first. But I pay the full donation for the time, not looking for any reduced rate for the time spent in a living room, or restaurant or whatever/wherever But as Brad says, some email communication is ok. But a steady stream of emails just to flirt with a lady, and no sign of booking an encounter is not welcome by a lady. And if you want to meet prior to an encounter to see if there is chemistry, understand a fee is likely to be charged by the lady But isn't that part of the excitement of a first encounter, meeting a stranger knowing you will be intimate with her A rambling RG

Care to share a little more info than just "wow she's the best"? What was the session like, menu, rates etc? Your first review might come off as less shilly that way.

I do know how you feel. I am facing the same scenario in my life these days as well. Perhaps you can hire a care worker 1-2 days a week? Things to remember: 1, you must give yourself 1-2 days off. Do what brings you joy, recharge your batteries. You will find by doing this you will have more to offer of yourself once you fill up your joy again. Give to yourself, so that you can give to others. 2, If this is a parent, remember that when you were a child, you also asked to many dumb questions, spilled milk, repeated yourself and told stories that were not real. They had time to listen with patients. 3, Don't think of yourself negatively if you get frustrated, you are only human. Feel your emotion, acknowledge it then let it go with a big sigh. In with the good, out with the bad. Best of luck, hope this helped a bit?

Like any researcher, you have to review as many sources as possible and make a judgement on that. A single source is always susceptible to error. Numerous samples from numerous sources are more likely to represent an accurate image. An odd negative review of someone who is usually highly regarded can be discarded as an outlier. Same for suspiciously over-enthusiastic reports. Getting into a debate with someone over a review should be done with great trepidation. The risks are assymetrical, the poster has little or nothing to lose, but the SP can end up severely tarnishing her reputation. Look in the lounge on the other board and it is easy to spot the guys with anti SP agendas. Nobody takes such obvious trolls seriously.

I tried to write something thoughtful and inspirational , but my mind is ill equipped to fully understand what you are going through. I took joy in reading your post and maybe that is all that needs to be said. I look forward to reading many more.

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The devil created 2 companies.. Rogers and Bell. I can't stand either of them! I cancelled my cable and went with Primus for internet package to stream my shows.

Well I would hope that I can't be seen going into Paradise from Richmond considering it's on Robertson and Richmond ends at Baseline. Sorry couldn't resist.

There is a provider on the TBay backpage advertising under the name of Latoya with the number 403-612-2198 that's using fake pictures. The pictures are of a girl I've seen a couple of times that works in Winnipeg. The pictures have changed already, but who knows if the new ones are accurate.

Like the title says... that's a lot of writing! Thanks for all of them, PP... and in particular, thanks for all the recos you've written over the years. They've definitely been helpful to me, and I'm sure to many others too.

Just one bell is certainly enough. After all we wouldn't want Megan's purse to be too heavy lol!

Only time I've ever had to wait in the lobby at Angel's was a Friday night, which is as far as I can tell is one of their busiest times, but even then I didn't have to wait long before a room was ready for me. Every other time I've had no problems being put into a room to wait right after paying the door fee. I've never had to wait at Paradise, which is helped by simply having more rooms.

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So many guilty pleasures, so little time to indulge.... - A rendezvous with one of the lovely ladies of CERB (#1 by far!) - Extremely dry (and very expensive) French White Wine - An annual trip to Las Vegas - Purchasing every single TV channel that my cable provider offers

For me once every two months. I get it done at the lab at my doctors office. I need to get my blood tested (test prescription drug levels) once every two months for other health reasons. At the same time I get tested for STD/STI...and every time I fail, I don't have STD's/STI's :-) If I'm already at the lab, get it done. If the results came back positive that I do have a STD/STI then I would get it treated immediately. And while I do believe that everyone's sexual health is their own responsibility, and testing is done for your own health, I know who all my partners going right back to my first encounter in this lifestyle in July 2010 were and are...and I would advise them if I did test positive. But I emphasize not because I'm obligated to, because I choose to Anyhow, a rambling RG

I don't believe in ghosts. I have never believed in them, and I have not seen anything that indicates the possibility of their existence. History has shown that past mysteries that appeared paranormal have been debunked by science. I am confident that in time, rational, scientific explanations will be able to answer any of the paranormal activities of today. Actually, I'm wrong. I do believe in the sock and key stealing spirits. Those guys are bastards.

Sitting by the water in Muskoka and enjoying +28

My Children always make me smile. Just a call or email from them makes me beam for hours.

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I have met with her before. Well worth the visit.

Maria is great. I have seen a few times. I posted a review under "sexy Maria" a few months ago. I will see her a few more time for sure.

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Well done, Pete! Congrats to a great contributor!

Awesome, congrats Pete!

2 day of exercising at dat "Y" place probably would not make my arm hurt. My tongue would probably twitch for awhile and may also hang out the corner of my mouth for a bit from extended but happy exhaustion. ? ;)

6000 friggin posts - My God man....don't you have anything else better to do??! :jackoff:

Hi my Dear! Congrats. . 6000 is really a Great number xoxo

It's official, on the ladies side, spots are sold out!! Gents, we have one single ticket that's still up for grabs!! Don't forget, payment before September 8th confirms your spot! What happens after september 8th, you may wonder? I'll be hard at work making goodies for this event - yes, the brownies of old will return (many know them already :-) ) as well as, by special request, some nanaimo bars. I'll also have some handmade gifts prepared, specifically for the ladies. Lastly, food and drinks will be bought with our venue (venue to be confirmed a few days beforehand), as with previous events. Cheers everyone, and i can't wait to see everyone there again! T

Congratulations Pistol Pete, thanks for all the contributions in making Cerb a strong community.

A few random thoughts... I really don't want to get into telling you how to run your business, but since you've asked... First: you might be better off having this conversation in the SP-only section. I suspect the other ladies here might be more forthcoming there than they would here. Remember that you can change your rates at any time, so if you get it wrong to start with, it's easily fixable. You can always offer a short-term special if you find yourself simultaneously horny as hell and out of batteries, or put your rates up (or just turn people down) if you find yourself overly popular. If you want to nudge people into longer appointments, you can do that with your rates. If you're thinking about $500 for two hours, then if you set your rate for an hour at $300 (or even $400) then you'll give your clients an incentive to book for longer. And if they book the shorter appointment, you have more funds in your pocket to spend on batteries :) I definitely take this sort of thing into consideration when booking, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Of course, you'd doubtless lose *some* potential clients this way, but I'm not getting the feeling that'd be a big deal for you, unless "some" became "most". If you want to keep your rates the same independent of location, then you may need to keep them high enough that the meeting is still worthwhile when you do have to book a hotel room. Or, possibly, you might find another local lady who's willing to share an incall, or let it out to you on an occasional basis. Rates matter, of course, but they matter a lot more to some people than to others. You'll obviously be out of consideration for some people if you rates are too high for them, but bear in mind you may also put yourself out of consideration for others if your rates are too low. And definitions of "too high" and "too low" will vary enormously. I've decided not to see particular people for both reasons in the past.

Way to go handsome!

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Social disease is an old fashioned term for STD. Sorry for the confusion. Regarding how many times this question has been asked previously: Sorry again. I apologize! I didn't mean to take up time and space with irrelevant or previously dealt with subjects. However, I also didn't expect to get flamed for bringing up what I think is a legitimate subject. New things come to light all the time and I was just curious about how other people deal with the "worry". Just to clarify, my state of anxiety isn't that severe. Obviously, or I wouldn't engage in the practice. I merely wanted to know other people's thoughts on the subject. If anyone is interested, I have pretty much come to the conclusion that I will only do massage and hj in the future.

So about a month ago I started thread about how people treat posters, and this is a classic example of someone asking a legitimate question and looking for some feedback, and mostly gets flak. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=189426 I sometimes wonder how much easier it might be just to pass or give the feedback sought. Guess not very...

I've had to make that decision this past January and it wasn't easy but you are probably relieving him/her of a lot of pain. Hugs to you.

I have to agree with the prevoius posts. I've seen "my pics don't do me justice" and she is not lying. She's pretty, very friendly and as you can see in the photos has an incredible body.

The "alleged perps" are now in jail under arrest. It's a couple, he a registered nurse, she holds Bachelor's in Psych. Not the stumble bums I expected, seems to make it even sicker. Btw, they are now suspected of other such incidents.

Everyone is different in their method of contact. You can start with email (for those that use email) but you will at some point need a voice confirmation. Get a hobby phone if you are worried. As far as "only wanting bbbj-cim" just remember that don't ask for a lower rate because you only want this service. That's when ladies get upset.

Every MA is different.., every one has a different style as well.., and off course there is other factors such as chemistry can affect the entire session... Every MA also has different rate scales.. my opinion is if you are interested in an specific Service contact the lady (ies) that interest you and be straight forward with your questions so that you can get straight answers ;)