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While we are fortunate to live in a rich country and likely with comfortable incomes there are many others who are not as fortunate. There are kids in other parts of the world who are awaiting your help (homeless, starving, need medical attention, runaways) in both home and abroad. For the price of a coffee a day you can save lives overseas. It has never been so easy to save a life. Whether you are religious or not, caring or not, whatever age, income, social status,......you can help and sponsor a child abroad or help the runaway kids at home. You will be handsomely rewarded tin his world or next. There is so much joy in giving. Please give today. Cerb is not only a companion recommendation board. It is a lot more than that. It is a community of caring good hearted people. If you are aware of better or other charities please attach the links. Thank you so much. https://children.worldvision.ca/ https://secure.e2rm.com/registrant/donate.aspx?eventid=160037&langpref=en-CA&Referrer=http%3a%2f%2femail3%2f http://www.ccfcanada.ca/faq.html http://www.canadianfeedthechildren.ca/ways-to-help/sponsorship/sponsor-a-child?gclid=CNa3najT8MICFcbtMgod2j8ARQ http://www.msf.ca/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc_paid&utm_campaign=charitygeneral_en&csid=GA http://plancanada.ca/childsponsorship/?gclid=COeMzYPS8MICFQESMwodLnoA6g&gclsrc=aw.ds http://www.giversbydesign.org/top-organizations/?gclid=COG_yNDS8MICFfFaMgod0U0A2g Have a Happy and prosperous New Year everyone. ET.

I have not been a regular in 2014 but this year Bridgette at Barbs and Mila at Pigale struck me most. In both cases the connexion is awesome and time seems to just stop in their presence.

I solved my problem :) Rather then spend time upfront talking I do that at the end. Kind of like after glow cuddle time.

playmate the lovely Adora I was bewitched The petite and sexy Lalita The sensual Candy The Barefax I forget her name spinner type very petite blonde very hugable

Playmate: Angie, Tanya, and Delicious Taboo: Annie Pigale: Mila Barbs: Bridgette

LOL, you realize it's the same person, right? ;)

The lovely woman who makes my day every time I see her! Mostly retired now, with lots and lots of other things to do. And Vitto, Jewel, Rini, Cassie, Mandy, Michelle and Vicki - what wonderful women with whom to spend a wonderful time! The gods seem to be guiding me, and I thank them for that! Any guy half my age, who is half as lucky, has gone to heaven and back many times over :) I'm really looking forward to 2015! All the best to everyone for the New Year!

Happy New Year to all!! Off to a party! Have a great 2015, everyone!!!

Good post. :) And we all know that all charities are not created equal. SmartGiving.ca has lots of info, including a really great guide on How to Decide Which Charity to Support. Plus - Charity Intelligence Canada's Top Rated Charities, based on transparency, accountability, efficiency, etc.

A lot of my favs seem to have moved around a lot or disappeared lately, so it's tough to pin down where they are, but here's my list of ladies in no particular order, nor have I gone for dances with all of them, some I see multiple times: Serenity Tory Chardonnay Amy Nicole Chantale Joy Jordan/Taylor (Insert 3-4 names here I've forgotten) And let's not forget the bar staff that make the nights go that much better!

Good morning from Vietnam. On a cruise tonight on Halong Bay.

Playmate: Delicious & Ashley also Adora Taboo: Diva, Chaton & Talia Pigale: Angie NuDen: Porsha Barbs: Belle

At Barb's, Paris and Brandi.......and, of course and as always, the stunning, gorgeous, and inimitable Jenny.

I was moved by your email. As to "And please the problem is mine." -- I'm not sure it's a problem though I sympathize with you for feeling that it is. What you wrote is a bit like someone saying "I'm just so peculiar that I prefer more complex wines than white Zinfandel" or "I'm just so finicky that few cars capture my imagination as well as a V-12 Jaguar E-type does." You're essentially seeking something that's on the extreme side of the SP bell curve and I'm not surprised that your needs won't be met by the typical experience. However, there are ladies in this line of business who value the intimacy AND love what they do to -- you could be free to express your concerns and then she could, with truth and candor, assuage them. I have no reason to believe you're into girls like me (I'm transexual) so I hope it won't come across as covert advertising if I use myself as an example. I sometimes swap dozens of ever-hotter emails with clients before we meet, and by the time we meet, it's meeting someone whom we each know and like, and have been emotionally open with. Baring one's soul is a lot more intimate than baring one's privates ... and in my experience, and that of clients who have experienced this, NOTHING is as hot as going to bed with someone with whom you have an intense emotional connection. What you're describing fits perfectly on the continuum that ranges from an anonymous "glory hole in a dingy public restroom" at one end of the spectrum, to a marriage at the extreme other end of the spectrum. Your needs are just closer to the latter than most gentleman on here seem to prefer. My point is that the experience you seek isn't bad, it's just unusual. But so are well-aged bottles of French wine, and Jaguar E-type cars.

1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour(if you are) and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't. 6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points. 7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention. 8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off. 9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it. 10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris. 11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not. 12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy. 13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not. 14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it. (Make sure you wash your hands also. Women can get infections if men with dirty hands or with smell good lotions go inside her. ) 15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not. 16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons. 17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first. 18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts. 19) GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds. 20) COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too. 21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man. 22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask. 23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris. 24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her. 25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary. 26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head. 27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do. 28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest. 29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions.If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse. 30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, 'Can I take a photo of you?' she'll hear the words '__to show my buddies.' At least let her have custody of them. 31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no. 32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest. 33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings. 34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't. 35) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end. 36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on. 37) TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know. 38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you. 39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue. 40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen I did not write this myself, it was taken from a internet site and I found it was pretty good to post here. If you care to comment or add anything to this list please do so. Coming up after Christmas the 50 mistakes women make when having sex.

I'm no longer a regular at Barb's, like I used to be, but did stop in occasionally in 2014, as well as having some memorable visits to Barefax. I couldn't let the year end without special thanks to three dancers, in particular, Ariel, Belle, and Bridgette, gorgeous, fun, amazing women that I had really good times with. I'm hoping for more in 2015!

Happy Birthday Loneskater Enjoy your special day RG

Happy new year everyone!

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happy birthday & Happy New Year Loneskater. Have a great one.

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Have a happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to you Loneskater!!! have a wonderful day! Bianca

I'm a daytime visitor at Barb's, and like thin ladies so Brandi and Paris come to mind

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Happy Birthday Wishes to you and a wonderful New Year!

Happy Birthday. Have a great day

Happy birthday. Hope it's the best.

Happy Birthday xoxoxo

Happy birthday! All the best.

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May your special day be filled with happiness, fun and shared with those you love-Happy birthday

Happy Birthday Loneskater. I hope that you have a great day!

World Juniors New Year's Eve classic- Canada vs USA, then dinner at a local restaurant and a late movie, the latest Hunger Games. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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Congratulations, Bianca!

I am definitely much more of a giver, and that's true in every aspect of my life (personal and physical). I get my pleasure from giving pleasure :) Being on the receiving end and knowing that it's what turns on my partner feels amazingly good as well! I would not consider any less of a great encounter if the man would give me the honor to entirely take care of him throughout the session.

I noticed that Gina who is retired now was not on the list for 2014, she was on for 2013. I did manage to see her several times this year including in Sept 2014, when she came out of retirement for a short time. She is one of the all time best and hopefully she will come back out of retirement again. I also have met Claire Heavens and Mandy, Melodie and Cassie this year. They are all a lot of fun and give great massages. They all great in their own special ways. And if there is chemistry and connection all the better. Also got to meet Alexxxandria and Michelle_MA, who both came out of retirement this year and were also a lot of fun and were legends before.

Hi everyone, I haven't really been active on the board for the past couple of months mostly because of school keeping me busy and me trying to adjust to combine studying, working and personal life. That and planning a trip home kept me busy but in between that an opportunity presented and I decided to take it which even made me postpone my trip home so that's the news part, I'll be leaving Ottawa in the next few weeks, not sure when exactly but I will have more details in a day or two so before the year ends I will know what will happen with me and of course will keep you updated. In the meantime I will make sure to update my website and calendar as I'll be available until I leave and I also and I want to wish all of you the best for 2015 :icon_wink: xoxo Isabella Gia

I'm no lawyer, but if you are responding to massage or companionship only ads/websites where nothing explicit is mentioned, then I think that would be fine.

I like wiener cleaner lol

Welcome to Lyla, Brooklyn. You'll find it's chock full of information and friendly folk.

Welcome Brooklyn! All the comments below are very good advice, and it is true that we are a very nice community ;-) Explore the threads, start new threads - as you did to say hello - and you will quickly feel comfortable ;-)

Welcome Brooklyn, As other have said read and read some more. So much is to learned here. But Also, take time to learn, watch and listen to those who offer you advice. It takes time to build reputation, so be patient as all good things come to those who wait:) Most off all enjoy yourself and always be safe. Good luck!

I know that I am just adding to what has already been said about this beautiful woman but I can't help but be amazed and grateful for the time I've been able to spend with this lovely lady. When you look at her pictures, it is easy to feel somewhat intimidated but as soon as you talk to Victoria, you realize that this lady is just a down to earth, wonderful person to be around. When we use phrases like beauty being "skin deep", it does not apply to VJ. She is indeed the personification of beauty inside and out. I love our time together and hope to have many more chances to spend time enjoying the company of this lovely lady. Thank you again, Victoria. Have safe and happy travels and a very Merry Christmas.

welcome brooklyn, enjoy everything that cerb has to offer.

The answer to that one is easy: Yes.

Well said Angela! Took the words out of my mouth:) I can also reiterate, that perhaps you are asking too many questions of a personal nature with her? I too, get very uncomfortable with that, and it could cause a small wedge between us. Keep conversation fun and lively, with humor and yes some serious chats is intriguing as well. But if you begin to dive into her personal relationship questions, such as " well doesn't he mind that you do this? Or " how to hide it from your kids?" well it would defiantly a loss of romance and adventure for the lady. One element many men miss, is that most ladies, when preparing for our date we switch into out alter ego. Much like an actor would. I call it " Sophiafied" lol...So by getting into deep personal questions, I loose my alter ego and get into my "me" mode and then I find it difficult to jump back into the sexy, seductive creature that I created for "Sophia" It is not a lie of who we are, but a more pronounced version of our sexy side. Another aspect to be an escort, is that for the most part we are givers by nature. This means, we much rather you spill your stress and worries on us if you need to talk about things in your life that are upsetting for you. Often lending an ear and shoulder if needed. I have had many of my dear clients unload their worries on me. Some heartbroken and shed a tear. But as a professional, I would never do this to a client. Never would I unload my inner most vulnerabilities. Because, we are here for YOU, you are the center of our attention and focus during our time together. So why do we all that? Well for my ownself, I truly love my work, and although "Sophia" is an alter ego, she is still another version of who the real me is. So in staying true to my real self being a giver it is not just a façade. I have a friend, the poor guy is so sweet and nice but always becomes the "friend or just like a brother" from most ladies he meets. But you see, when he meets ladies he wants to dive into their ways of thinking. Becoming like a confidant to them, helping them threw issues.....then before you know it, he missed the mark on when to make the move on them, and now is viewed" oh your just like a brother to me". So as you can see it also can happen in the "real world" too. But in our professional mutually beneficial escort relations, it can happen much more quickly to loose that moment. And that's when you begin to feel like your being "used" or vis versa. There certainly times, even with a good provider that chemistry just doesn't seem to be there. Not much can be done about that but try to enjoy the time and move on. And certainly there are providers that will make you feel like just a wallet rather then a man, that is a live and learn scenario. Maybe think of it this way, when you book time with a lady, think of it as your "man's spa day". It is just a retreat for you to treat yourself. Nothing more then a way to relax and have that human contact.

It usually isn't, but it seems to confuse the newer providers sometimes. They misinterpret it. I sometimes keep my shorts or towel on, just to be mysterious to them. :pimp: But then, I eventually let my wandering hands brush against their legs, and that's usually a sign that they can understand meaning that I want a bit more. That brushing against the legs or caressing has to be handled extremely delicately, so that it doesn't seem all creepy.