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I just bought my plane ticket for Japan. omg. 3 1/2 weeks in Japan. dreams come true

My answers from the previous thread still stand, I believe. Having just finished a paper on sexuality and gender and Butler's theory of "doing" gender, I'll stop myself from going on and on. Simply put: genes don't define gender. Acts don't define identities.

Bronchitis! It's probably not that bad, but I rarely get sick so I'm being a complete suck about it. Our poor puppy! We haven't been the most involved parents the past couple days.

Exactly, if you got a massage from your real GF, you'll usually end up having sex with her. That won't be the case with these so-called GFE masseuses. Another point, the worlds of MA's and SP's are converging fast. It's happening because of the challenges to the existing prostitution laws in the courts: there's no point in hiding your head in the sand about this anymore. There are already MA's advertising BJ's as part of their services. If someone wants to say that that makes them escorts and not MA's, then whatever makes your world-view work is fine with me. But these providers are providing mostly a massage first and foremost, with an alternative happy ending, so these providers may really consider themselves MA's. So knowing about these changing times, is it really a good idea for an MA to advertise themselves as GFE when they really have no intention of "going there"? The escort world already had a bad reputation with the term GFE, because many guys complained that they didn't get it when it was advertised: to the point where some providers have had to start using the silly term "True GFE" to differentiate themselves. Is this silliness what's now going to have to happen in the MA world too? Will the "true GFE" masseuses offer BJ's, while the regular GFE masseuses don't? I think the girls that are thinking of using this adjective for their services really should think about this long and hard before going through with adding it to their advertisements, it might save a lot of aggravation for them. I think the existing term "sensual massage" more than accurately reflects what their services are.

If the ladies could do their part with: - words of encouragement - moans of pleasure - quickness of breath - profanities - any primal noises It would make it a bit easier.

I LOVES THE DIRTY TALK. What you say to me is almost hotter than what you do to me.

It's curious. For somebody who is a self-proclaimed atheist, I tend to call on God quite a bit in the heat of the moment. Fortunately, He doesn't seem to be paying any attention to me.

I just bought these shoes... They are stunning and I simply couldn't resist!

The problem with this, I find when I do try to give a deal, then the next time the visit they want the same deal again. It is like you give an inch and they want a mile. I have tried it, and only to have to struggle after with them trying to negotiate. "ohhh well you did last time, cant you do it again for me?"

I think what one charges should be simply that. The service provided by the sp is as she chooses/offers as is her rate and what she feels shes worth should not be an indicator of the number of services offered. There should be no thought of competition as we are all individual, different and all have something special to offer. I am a tall busty blonde but so are thousands of other girls some are sexier, prettier, better built some aren't but they are them and I am me.We are all special and we all do' it ' differently. I don't think that because a girl charges 2-3-4 or 5 hundred an hour means her service will include any more or less services then someone who charges less or even more, it simply means she wants this said amount for her time and if you want to see her then thats what pay. We all should be able to make our fees as we all have something different to offer even though we all may be doing the same physical acts give or take a few.-in summary if I were a man I wouldn't look at a girls rates and think oh she charges 300/hr therefore she must provide a,b,c,d&e services.

One last thought, because this is so well said...

The problem with labels is they impose a rigidity. Individuals should be free to do what they want (with other consenting adults) without a fear of the labels that come with certain sexual practices But there is a societal stigma to certain sexual activities and orientations hence the emphasis on labeling them. We should all be more concerned about people be free to do what they want (with other consenting adults) and living happy content lives instead of stigmatizing those who's sexual practices and orientation aren't the same as ours Just a quick rambling RG

Not so much into sparkling wines or champagne, so can't help so much there. One thing I do enjoy this time of year is a spiced rum and eggnog or two or three....haha

Hey Darlings, I hope everyone had an amazing weekend. Just posting my new schedule for this week. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 9-2 In the east end. You can pm me, e-mail me @ [email protected] or call 613-523-6199 and someone will be happy to book you! oxoxo Love, Kaytlyn

I know women who are lesbians, yet still work as an SP, therefore they are straight for pay. I don't see why a guy who consider himself gay, wouldn't try being a woman, just to see what's it's like. If we had to qualify each sexual act and put in a small little box, this world would be a sad place. I honestly don't see what is the point of all those recent threads about sucking a cock making someone gay, eating pussy making someone heterosexual, drinking non alcoholic wine making someone alcoholic? I don't consider myself bisexual. Yet I still have sex with both genders. and everything in between.

A gorgeous frame for my soon-to-be degree ;)

Never naughty enough for me :) lol

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The area at Lyon and Queen where several popular hotels are located is likely my recommendation. Among the hotels are National hotel and suites, Radisson, Albert at Bay (you get an apartment for the price of a room) and Delta Ottawa city center (keycards needed for higher floors late night) Edit: If you are coming to Ottawa for longer stay then maybe a furnished apartment would be best rather than a hotel. Google search for furnished apartments in Ottawa and there are plenty...

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Someone sending me an email saying they were going to have me banned from cerb for filling up travelling ladies schedules with fake bookings-things that suck-never ending lies and foolishness

If I believed in hell I would have a direct ticket to it. I swear ALL the times. Especially "church" swear words in French :D

Spiced rum and eggnog is delicious...! I'm with MellyBelly on this one. I like making eggnog martinis. The recipe calls for rimming the glass with honey and graham cookies... --drools--

My highlights for the day, actually since last week was getting emails and PM from ladies saying they had a great time with me on our last meeting. And getting a message from my all time favorite with Happy Holiday messages. Thank you ladies. XOXO

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Wow. Do you just need laser or a full surgery with a gas bubble?

I've had the opportunity to visit the Niagara peninsula during the last two harvest seasons and the sparkling I appreciated the most was the ENTOURAGE Méthode Classique Brut- Jackson Triggs Silver series. It sells for $24.95 at the LCBO. It is a really good buy for those who don't want to spend hundreds on champagne.

Crap! I was over thinking it (Trying to add a NEW customizable field) I just forced it to use the existing text color field so it matches the custom profiles. Does that work??

I'm a fan of Yellow Tail Bubbles and Jackson Triggs Sparking Sauvignon Blanc. Both are Ontario wines. They're reasonably priced at 14.95 a bottle. I love the light bubbles this time of year, and a perfect companion to a bubble bath. Mmmm...bubbles. :)

Help us contribute to the less fortunate children in the Ottawa area....Now until December 15th we will be contributing $10. from every 1 hour massage to Toy Mountain....if you want to donate funds as well you can leave your funds with the receptionist...you can also leave a toy as well (unwrapped) please.... let's all make a difference! To Learn more about Toy Mountain http://www.toymountain.ca/content/index.asp Monday Charlie 9-9 Welcome Back :smile: Hannah 9-4 aka "Hannahxo Crystal 9-4 aka "Crystal" Jade 9-4 aka "Jadexo" Tiffany 3:30-9 NEW aka "TiffanyXOXO" Nicky 3:30-9 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Cy Cy 3:30-9 NEW aka "Cy Cy" Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! ------HST included in ALL PRICES------ Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: --------30 minutes $55. --------45 minutes on special for $65. --------60 minutes $80. Duo Massage: --------30 minute on special for $80. --------45 minute on special for $100. --------60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: --------30 minutes $70. --------45 minutes $85. --------60 minutes $100. Duo Massage/Couples Massage: --------2 Attendant --------30 minute $100. --------45 minute $120. --------60 minute $150. Couples Massage: Cerb Rate ONLY must be booked through PM ------1 Attendant --------30 minute $80. --------45 minute $95. --------60 minute $115. ------HST included-------- Jade Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=112863 Crystal Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=82862 Cy Cy Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=113779 Tiffany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731

Christmas morning it's been our usual practice to have sparkling wine with OJ while having brunch or opening gifts, think it's called a Mimosa. I don't usually spring for a Champagne because of cost and there are quite a number of reasonable sparkling wines from other than French producers. I tend to favour a good Cava from Spain or an Italian Prosecco.

This is hardly as major as some recent posts here... but it doesn't seem like it right now: Have you ever sent an email to someone about something close to your heart, or badly wanted to talk to them, only they don't return your call for days? You usually don't care that much. People are busy, especially this time of the year. By all means, take a week or even two to get back in touch... no problem. But it is not one of those times. You wonder if you did the right thing, or made a fool out of yourself. Unsure of what the other is thinking. Believing you've messed up. Waiting and waiting. For days and days. Can be unsettling. Even frustrating. Yes, it sucks! Just sayin'. Not upset, but walking on hot coals. FR

Though I've never been to Winnipeg, I've twice had a 'taste' of Winnipeg come to me...I would recommend Soleil to leave you smiling for days, hehe.

Crimes of Moral Turpitude carry a mandatory lifetime deportation in the US as signed into effect by Bill Clinton just before he left office. CMT's are considered a "Crime against the State" and is a federal offense with indictment after the misdemeanor prostitution charge is dealt with on the state level but often the state level paperwork slips into large stacks on the Feds desks for the clients, not to be processed for years to come. It will eventually catch up with you though, rest assured. Non citizen females charged are systematically denied bail and held as flight risks then turned over to federal agents once their state charges and sentences are complete. 10 years AFTER the deportation process is COMPLETE (it can take years and you will have to surrender into custody and sit in jail for at least 30 days), the deportee can apply to the US State department for a temporary travel waiver which has 99% decline rate for CMT's. Travel waivers are usually only issued for prior immigration offenses and those have over a 70% decline rate. I had 2 years sitting in a law library with a $100G's lawyer sorting this mess out while dressed in orange. They couldn't prove I was a prostitute but I couldn't prove I didn't know anything about it, thus they found me guilty of conspiracy. Final verdict? I can never return to the US because of a single conviction of conspiracy related to prostitution... cat

every girlfriend i ever had kissed me in my opinion if you ain't kissing you ain't allowed to say gfe

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A man in a suit A man in a suit with a tie A man in a three piece suit A man in a pin stripe suit A man in an all black suit --hehe--

just posted a new album with some rather worn and torn stockings (don't worry boys...I've bought new ones since ;-))

I think we will have to disagree a bit here. It is my opinion that a sensual massage should already include things like being enthusiastic, caring and sensual, or slower paced, and friendly etc. So using a term like GFE would not or should not indicate only that aspect because it seems to me that it is something 'extra' in FS sessions, so why not in MA sessions. Here, I think most agree that if someone advertises a GFE massage session, it is because it includes everything in a GFE sp/FS session, but not the FS part. It is ideal for someone who can't for some reason perform intercourse, but still wants everything else. Like FS GFE, it is interpreted as at least kissing, and usually daty and the option of a bj (covered or not). I wouldn't even say that it includes body slide activity, because that would also be something that a sensual massage provider would include. You can still have the clear distinction between MA and SP, but I do think the term for GFE (I do agree it is over used) can be used with massage to indicate the standards of GFE that have always been associated with it: kissing, daty, bj.

Receiving Flowers Awesome Red Wine People that are aware of positive energy and its benifits Visiting any Ethnic Area especially restaurants Men that see beyond the physical

1. Earthquakes 2. Butoh 3. Love bites 4. Tequila 5. Excellent curry There are more, I'm sure!

1. A twinkly smile. 2. A guy who's a suck for doggies and kitties. 3. The natural warm fragrance of a man's clean hair and skin. 4. Getting lost in a kiss. 5. Feeling a man's hands on my belly.

First off withpassion expressed his view on the topic and he should not have been disrespected for that though he could have chosen better wordings. That said, I don't agree with his statements. It is not a safe world out there. There are plenty of unsafe or violent people, who are seeking victims. If you don't believe me read Ottawa Citizens every day there are people being charged with crimes or go to jail as a result. Safety and security in an important issue and a right for anyone at any profession, including providers. If some providers chose not to seek references that is their business but others who do, then must be provided. For God's sake I can't understand why anyone would refuse to provide references if she asked for, when the important issue of a colleague's safety is concerned but again your choice, not my business as why and if that is what you wish, by all means I respect your choice. Ladies who are usually physically weaker (do not attack me I am a complete believer in total gendre equality. They may be physically smaller but have bigger hearts and minds to make up for it) are walking into a total stranger's home in a totally unknown environment or inviting a total stranger they have never met or heard of into their homes or being alone with him in a hotel bedroom. Don't you think they are taking enough risks already? If you are a newbie, then maybe start by seeing those who do not seek references but answer their questions honestly and i am sure there will be plenty of SPs who will see you. And then once having references, provide them when you have one. Do you not want for the lady you are about to get so intimate to feel safe and have an equally good time?. How can she have a good time if she is worried about her safety? what is the big deal about providing references if you have one? References can also be an agency you have seen a provider from. I have in the past provide PKE (who are here on cerb) as my reference as well as cerb providers. All above said, though in the past I have gladly provided references, though have refused to provide my full name (goes against the principles of discretion also important for hobbyists) and would have refused providing pictures (again goes against discretion) if I was asked for (never asked though) as I don't see how a picture can act as a safety measure, though always given the option to the provider to leave with her transportation fee paid if she didn't like what she saw upon arrival.