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This post is intended to gently educate those who contact me and after getting rates and info say " that much just for HJ?" NO IT IS NOT THE RATE FOR HJ, my sessions are full treatments that are skilled and for the whole duration of the time spent. You are booking the whole experience, no just what happens in the last 20 min! If you come in, and only have the end on your mind, you are going to miss the point:( The point being, time and place to feel pampered, aroused and to inspire the touch sensation that one may crave whilst not having to "go all the way". Just as when you are booking a GFE encounter, you are going to experience the many different hosting activities, including companionship, attention, sensuality, her personality and entertainment. NOT what happens only in the sac! It is about the whole experience from beginning to end. I hope that this helps you to understand, as it is disheartening for me to hear" that much JUST for HJ?" As it discredits the hard work, education and skill involved with this type of service:( Perhaps if you try it, you will see it much much more than JUST a HJ;)

human contact can be relaxing and sweet truly. But the Human body has thousands of pours sweat glands and germs.There is always something. the Tooth brush and towel you use is contaminated. your clothes and your hair. And the reason I remind people of this is that recently I've gotten a Bad skin infection recently either just from other peoples sweat or skin, and I shower immediately after EVERY call even if it is just cuddling. So this has been added to my MANY reason's I would rather not be sticking strangers penises or tongues in my mouth along side with my obviously wise reasons of "I'm clumsy and some times I misbite when I eat and bite my lip or cheek taking a large chunk out regularly so 9/10 I usually have an open sore in my mouth if I don't have a split lip do to I lost my chap stick somewhere" I mean not to tell people bbbj's are wrong and gross. By all means I understand why people ask for them. Not every one orders the thinnest non latex condom avil online like I do. But personally I would rather not wake up with a sore and puss filled mouth instead of a belly button next time or ever or any one else to. the unfortunate thing is I'm really unsure how I can protect myself from skin infections other then deal with them cause even keeping super clean isn't enough to keep protected

Ropes is my passion and obsession. Hell in less than 3 weeks I am going to Japan to further study bondage and literally spending thousands on this simply to pursue it. What it take? Ropes, dedication, patience, love, skills, a capable bottom. Bondage, especially suspension is not sexual for me. Yes I may get a bit wet at time, but I don't have the urge to have sex or have an orgasm, but it is, extremely cathartic in it's own way. I get tied, I tied other and also tie myself. Tying/being tied is like a tango. It take two to dance, it's the same with ropes. You need to be in fusion and trust the person that is tying you. Sometime with your life. Tying myself in a way is the best therapy possible :D I can tie myself in a slow,sensual, comfortable suspension and enjoy it or if I am feeling stress, need to feel adrenaline, I can do a harsher tie to make my blood flow @piano8950 I'm going to use myself as an example. Here some pics :D Trusting someone with your life...If I didn'T trust the person that tied me this way, I would never let her do this. It's not something anyone can do It's trust, intimacy This is a self suspension :) ( I tied myself up in the air this way) Okay I'm out or I will never shut up about it

Great post Serena. Hygiene is so important. And I totally agree about using condoms for bj. Our health is the single most important thing. People often forget about the health risks in pursuit of pleasure and that anyone can be a carrier and not know it. Carriers can be symptom free but still transmit the infection. Some people still want to believe that bare bjs are safe - they aren't.

A short haired Brad Pitt. Tan lines on a woman or no lines at all?

I'm all about truely living and I've done alot of stuff. However, the only thing I'm afraid to do is tell my wife that I don't like her new hair do/colour :)

Tea and crumpets only please ;D wait ... sometimes I do go over the line and make ridiculous comment but no harm was ever intended :) sorry if I made anyone upset ... I never meant it hahaha.

Good afternoon gentlemen, First I would like to greatly apologize to the CERB members for posting misleading photos on BP. My name is Nichole and I am a Quebecoise advertiser (Was on Escorts Canada but they removed my ad because I was using these photos on BP causing them to receive complaints). My description and pictures on Escorts Canada were always 100% real and truly me as I have verified with Escorts Canada. Some of the pictures on BP of costumes and fantasy pieces were not me and they have now all been ERASED. I WILL ONLY POST ACTUAL PHOTOS OF MYSELF ON ALL SITES GOING FORWARD. I will clearly state my services and restrictions so that there is no confusion. I will only be able to offer mild to moderate submissive services, no longer hardcore due to some traumatic injuries. I am apologizing and asking the members to give me another chance. I will work extremely hard to rebuild my reputation with this community. Thank you for this opportunity. Deepest apologies, Nichole :icon_cry:

Just a reminder to all us men who pay women for sexual services that once in a while the po-po WILL pose as a prostitute trolling on BP or CL or even CERB or any other advertising forum as under 18. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2013/02/26/ns-ice-child-luring-arrest.html If you're paying for sex, make sure she's 18 and over! You'll wreck your life like these 5 men who have their names forever plastered on the internet and in our communities.

Wishing you all the best, spud! Enjoy your day.

I would not assume that all attractive "upscale" women are SPs.

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllegs :) I like Issy for her always pleasant personality and has a kind heart ! Oh and lovellllly legs ..............

And I very very much like MR. OD because he is so relaxed all the time and super funny but mostly a very nice guy :)

happy birthday hope your day is amazing mya rain xoxox

Gentlemen Hi ! Are you looking for a special and sensual moment ? Then keep reading They're is something nice for you guarantee!! A bit a bout me and my unforgettable massage experience... I'm Lola ,exotic half French, half Spanish beauty with chestnut eyes and long brown hairs, nice curves at the right place and skin soft as silk ... you will love to see by yourself !! I am a girl very warm and you will feel comfortable with me as soon as you see me and my killer smile :wink: I'm very spontaneous and I love to make you feel like a king for all the time we spend together . .im not shy to say you are gonna have one of the best massage you ever had.. you will have an amazing time in my company let your curiosity get you and come find out !! NURU massage available here.. Light Fetichisms too :wink: Please note im Receiving only Im in a very nice spa on Robertson Road. The place is very clean, charmy and the staff really care about his clientele and his wellness. You must be respecful, well groomed and looking for a very special moment!! Royal Treatments For My King Sexy Body Slide Massage -My special NURU Massage -Lights Fetishisms As long as you stay polite and Gentleman with your request and your approach you can ask your questions ;) Click the following link to see recommendations :wink: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120370 For Appointment: Call at the spa (Business line ) at 613-820-8887 ask for session with Lola OR You can reach me on my Personnal business line (no blocked calls or late calls please 613-668-2363 My Availabilities : Wednesday 9h-23h / Thursday 16h-23h / Friday 9h-23h / Saturday 9h to 16h See you soon for some cuddling !!! Lola xoxo

Happy belated Birthday spud271, hope you enjoyed you day!

No, I'm not looking to start a kinky book club on CERB (... yet). I'm just wondering if anyone has any favourites - how-to guides, novels, you name it. I'm a fan of the first Kushiel series by Jacqueline Carey, but I also love the non-fiction writing of Lee Harrington and, hey, who doesn't love Midori? Her fiction is gloriously twisted (Master Han's Daughter, anyone?) and her essays and guides are insightful and well-thought-out. :-) Who are your favourites? :-) - Tess.

Sleeping Beauty Trilogy, Anne Rice (Anne Rampling) The Witching hour, Anne Rice. The Kushiel books are well written and erotic. I'm curious about the Marketplace series, too. There is a great video of Laura Antoniou reading from one of her chapters as the scene is played out in real time by a couple of adult Kink fans. It is pretty damned hot.

What were you drinking when you were caught on video doing this dance?

There are lots of nice curvy girls here on cerb. Just do a search under "curvy" since many SPs tag their advertisements with certain words. Good luck!

Waking up to a PM from a favourite playmate and then planning for a new encounter full of fun, fantasy and frolic. Heavy on the frolic!

Waking up with a hang-over headach when you don't even drink.

The only thing that causes me fear is losing a loved one-pet or person-

Monday Crystal 10-7 aka "Crystal" Tiffany 10-5:30 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Lexi 3:30-11 NEW aka "Sexy Lexi" Jenna 5-11 aka "Jenna69" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" www.angelstouchmassage.ca NEW WEBSITE with PICS & Schedule :smile: 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: --------30 minutes $50. --------45 minutes $60. --------60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant --------30 minute $60. --------45 minute $70. --------60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants --------30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. --------45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. --------60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ------HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ------ Tips Accepted------ ATM on site------Spacious Rooms with Private Showers------ NEW LOCATION: 65 Bentley 613-274-7073 Kelly Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120424 Crystal Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=82862 Kennidi Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=K&t=62190 Tiffany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Kennidi Kelly Tiffany Lexi Crystal Jenna

The one thing that I am scared of doing is riding on motorcycles at high spped on hway.. I like speed but is the fact that in the motorcycle ypu have no protection... Maybe if I drove would be different but I think I am a terrible motorcycle passenger.. :-P

It was a tough week in the chat room! Online chatting can be a great thing, but without the benefit of hearing the tone of voice of the speaker, or seeing the facial expressions, it is very easy to send or receive the wrong message. I was reminded of this TWICE this week. On 2 separate occasions this week, I was attempting to make a joke and ended up horribly offending someone. My unintended "victims" are 2 of the nicest and most amazing women I have met through cerb and I would never mean to hurt them. I feel like such an ass! Now I'm wondering if I have also offended others too and just didn't know about it. I hope not!

Of course if you marry her, then the cost of looking at another dancer will be probably the equivalent of 25,000 trips to the champagne room at $20 a pop. I rescind my advice. Go to another establishment and wear a false moustache, perhaps a trench coat, and dark glasses. A fake limp and a cockatoo on your shoulder might add to your air of mystery. Seriously??? Take a step back. Your obligation is to compensate whatever entertainer you have engaged for the services and duration agreed upon. Whatever exceeds that obligation is entirely out of the scope of a business transaction. You like each other. Here's a solution: Share the wealth. Let her know that she is important and that you will spend half your CR money with her when she is there. Ask HER who SHE recommends for some of the other dances. That way, she builds bonds with the girls that she likes and you get to spend your hard earned cash with whom you desire. It's a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" analogy - she might actually benefit from you seeing the "competition" because some of their regulars might be more inclined to see your girl out of reciprocity. I know that I have had some wonderful CR experiences from dancers that my primary interest recommended... and from time to time a spontaneous duo has been my reward!!!

Really? Why not just go where its offered. Why encourage these places to do suggestive advertising and reward them with your business? They do or they don't, this one doesn't. The one on Valour doesn't even do the massages herself, yets posts suggestive pictures of herself for advertising. Even when contacted she doesn't mention she does not do the massage. If you want to be teased and leave with a swollen sack, have at these places but they are what they are.

Have a great Birthday pamper yourself

Happy Birthday Babe!!!!! Hope you have more than your share of sexy fun!! "In my best accent" Kisses Everywhere!! Tiffany

Happy birthday Spud!

Happy Birthday Spud271 :boobies: Wishing you a great day!

It was probably the squirrel I ate at a potluck in the woods this fall. :P As it turns out, I like the taste of squirrel! And I didn't even mind the little pile of squirrel ribs that accumulated on the edge of my plate. Despite the five years I spent as a vegetarian, I would say that I am a confirmed carnivore because of how much I like to eat wild animals. And I would definitely eat squirrel again.

Happy Birthday!

Gatorade... my daughter has a really bad cold, and tomorrow is her 2nd birthday. I hope she is a little better by then.

It is always one of the great challenges of the bantering that goes on in life. We tease, we joke, and suddenly we take that misstep that lands the foot in the mouth. Been there, done it. Woody, knowing you, you are always a gentleman, and an occasional misstep happens, but since you are well known and it is out of character, you no doubt have been forgiven... Keep having fun, my friend.

Ummhumm;) Good Idea

Old Dog's advice is good, but only once..... be careful as you mend yourself!

Happy Birthday Spud271.... May you have an amazing day....

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, enjoy your special day!

Happy birthday I hope your day is special, filled with fun, surprises, friends, family and a good boink-enjoy! Remember we don't get older-we get better.

Hi sweety, have a great bday.., hope ypu had some great celebrations..., but i m sure you could celebrate some more! And I know. Just the rigth way Wink wink ;-) kiss kiss Feliz Cumpleanos!

Unhappy people...if you don't like your life, change it or at the very least, don't take it out on the rest of us!

You may wish to join the other board (if you are not already) and check her reviews there (Taylor Devine if she is who you wish to see). You may find her thread very useful in making up your mind.

Kris makes an excellent point. I am amazed (maybe embarrassed is a better description) that there are so many guys that want to hit on the RMT's thinking that deep down inside, these girls MUST be itching to jerk a guy off for a change.. And as for guys that think they are going to find an RMT that will jerk them off and then process the billing thru their Blue Cross coverage?? OMG... Please, do us all a favor. Stop imagining that every RMT that advertises is going to miraculously provide you with a happy ending. These people are in this business as registered practitioners. This pisses off the RMT's, their Association, and the cops. Give it a rest, fellas...

To be honest. When I first started hobbying and into this lifestyle, I questioned why I would pay $$ for a handjob at the end of a massage. It seemed like a high price to pay for a finish at the end. That was until I tried it. It was sensual. Full of sexual and positive energy relieving stress all over my body. Some of the massages I've received have been out of this world amazing. So until these guys enquiring about it actually try it. You'll always get doubters, unfortunately.

I beg to differ with the hapless (hopeless) caller she references. He is not paying anything for the HJ. Yes, you read that right. No charge for the HJ. He is, however, paying for her time and attention. If he pays for an hour and chooses to only go for the HJ, that's his choice. Had he chosen additional activities during that hour the price remains the same. Personally, I believe the erstwhile fine women of CERB should tack on an extra $10 for each stupid and insensitive question/statement.

use the asterix as a wildcard when searching three letter names, sky(asterix) Ive spelled asterix becomes when I type one it get's filtered out but it works when you type it in the search field.

I could not resist to write a recommendation in French for Annessa. She is one of a kind. The English translation follows. I noticed that all the French accent have disappeared, since the big problem that has been resolved now. Would it be possible to replace the French text by this correct one so that it will be readable. I took great care of the texts I write and writing in French is hard. I would appreciate if it could be possible. Thanks, Superlift Annessa ' lorsque la beauté' n''a d'é''gale que le charme Depuis mon premier contact avec CERB, j''ai tout de suite remarqu'é Annessa (Annessa2009), que je considè're comme une 'étoile dans ce magnifique firmament des Dames de CERB. Plus je regardais ses albums, m''imaginais sa beauté', plus je lisais ses ' posts ', ses commentaires et ses opinions, plus je me sentais attiré' ' à la rencontrer. J''en é'tais impressionn'é par ce qu''elle d'égageait de beauté', de classe, de charme, de ' sex appeal '. Mais l''occasion ne s''y est pr'êt'é que quelques mois plus tard, et j''ai enfin osé' lui demander un rendez-vous. Et avec quelle facilité' et simplicité' cela a é'té' convenu. J'''écris ces lignes apr'ès avoir rencontr'é Annessa une deuxiè'me fois. Quel charme fou, quelle beauté', wow. J''en reste encore tout boulevers'é. Lors de notre deuxi'ème rencontre, je voulais que ce soit sp'écial, et pourquoi pas original. ' mon arrivé'e, dans son incall charmant, cozy et discret, elle m'a reç'u en me serrant fort et par un baiser qui a tout de suite ré'veill'é mes sens, mon d'ésir et mon goû't d'elle. Complicité', d'ésir ardent, retrouvailles d'élicieuses. Sans attendre, nos v'êtements se sont envol'és un à' un pour nous faire sentir la chaleur de nos peaux, de nos bouches et de tous nos sens. Mmmm Et puis, surprise, -pause-, j''avais apport' quelques hu'îtres et du vin blanc, un Sancerre pourquoi pas? Ceux qui disent que les huî'tres sont aphrodisiaques, ont bien raison. Nous 'étions nus lorsque nous d'égustions ces coquillages d'élicieux; kinky? Peut-ê'tre ? Charmant, c''est sû'r. Mais tellement spé'cial. Tout un festin, des regards 'échangé's, du go'ût subtil 'éveillé', et le dé'sir grandissant. Notre festin s''est transporté' au lit pour d''autres dé'lices qui ont emporté's tous nos sens, jusqu''au plaisir ultime. Annessa est une 'étoile dans tous les sens du mot. Lumineuse, superbe, charmante, vive, sexy; un feu d''artifice. Mon feu d''artifice. Un feu qui ne s'''éteint pas; je n''attends que la prochaine fois. Annessa ' where beauty meets charm Since my first visit to CERB, I immediatly noticed Annessa, who I consider a star in this magnificent firmanent of Ladies of CERB. The more I looked at her albums, dreamed of her beauty, the more I read her posts and her thoughts, the more I felt attracted to her. I was deeply impressed by her beauty, her class, her charm, her hot sex-appeal. But the opportunity to meet her only happened months later. Still impressed, I dared to ask to meet her. And how simple ans easy it was. I write these lines after my second encounter with Annessa. How charming she is, and what a breathtaking beauty; wow. I am still overwhelmed. For our second encounter, I wanted it to be special, and why not a bit original, When I came in, in her very cozy and discrete incall location, she welcomed me with a warm kiss and hug that lighted up all my senses. What a pleasure to see her again; already intense. Without any more waiting, we went to the play area, drop each item of our clothing, to get our skins meet with sensuality. Then, surprise ! I brought some oysters and white wine, an Sancerre; why not ? Those who say that oysters are aphrodisiac are right. Naked, we were tasting those delicacies: kinky? Maybe ?; charming for sure. But so special. This feast lead us to the bed for another kind of feast where other senses were light up, until the ultimate pleasure. Annessa is a star in every way. A true beauty, lively, superb, bright, so sexy; like a beautiful firework. I cant wait for our next encounter. A diamond in the Ottawa's treasure of gems.