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This post is intended to gently educate those who contact me and after getting rates and info say " that much just for HJ?" NO IT IS NOT THE RATE FOR HJ, my sessions are full treatments that are skilled and for the whole duration of the time spent. You are booking the whole experience, no just what happens in the last 20 min! If you come in, and only have the end on your mind, you are going to miss the point:( The point being, time and place to feel pampered, aroused and to inspire the touch sensation that one may crave whilst not having to "go all the way". Just as when you are booking a GFE encounter, you are going to experience the many different hosting activities, including companionship, attention, sensuality, her personality and entertainment. NOT what happens only in the sac! It is about the whole experience from beginning to end. I hope that this helps you to understand, as it is disheartening for me to hear" that much JUST for HJ?" As it discredits the hard work, education and skill involved with this type of service:( Perhaps if you try it, you will see it much much more than JUST a HJ;)

human contact can be relaxing and sweet truly. But the Human body has thousands of pours sweat glands and germs.There is always something. the Tooth brush and towel you use is contaminated. your clothes and your hair. And the reason I remind people of this is that recently I've gotten a Bad skin infection recently either just from other peoples sweat or skin, and I shower immediately after EVERY call even if it is just cuddling. So this has been added to my MANY reason's I would rather not be sticking strangers penises or tongues in my mouth along side with my obviously wise reasons of "I'm clumsy and some times I misbite when I eat and bite my lip or cheek taking a large chunk out regularly so 9/10 I usually have an open sore in my mouth if I don't have a split lip do to I lost my chap stick somewhere" I mean not to tell people bbbj's are wrong and gross. By all means I understand why people ask for them. Not every one orders the thinnest non latex condom avil online like I do. But personally I would rather not wake up with a sore and puss filled mouth instead of a belly button next time or ever or any one else to. the unfortunate thing is I'm really unsure how I can protect myself from skin infections other then deal with them cause even keeping super clean isn't enough to keep protected

Ropes is my passion and obsession. Hell in less than 3 weeks I am going to Japan to further study bondage and literally spending thousands on this simply to pursue it. What it take? Ropes, dedication, patience, love, skills, a capable bottom. Bondage, especially suspension is not sexual for me. Yes I may get a bit wet at time, but I don't have the urge to have sex or have an orgasm, but it is, extremely cathartic in it's own way. I get tied, I tied other and also tie myself. Tying/being tied is like a tango. It take two to dance, it's the same with ropes. You need to be in fusion and trust the person that is tying you. Sometime with your life. Tying myself in a way is the best therapy possible :D I can tie myself in a slow,sensual, comfortable suspension and enjoy it or if I am feeling stress, need to feel adrenaline, I can do a harsher tie to make my blood flow @piano8950 I'm going to use myself as an example. Here some pics :D Trusting someone with your life...If I didn'T trust the person that tied me this way, I would never let her do this. It's not something anyone can do It's trust, intimacy This is a self suspension :) ( I tied myself up in the air this way) Okay I'm out or I will never shut up about it

Great post Serena. Hygiene is so important. And I totally agree about using condoms for bj. Our health is the single most important thing. People often forget about the health risks in pursuit of pleasure and that anyone can be a carrier and not know it. Carriers can be symptom free but still transmit the infection. Some people still want to believe that bare bjs are safe - they aren't.

A short haired Brad Pitt. Tan lines on a woman or no lines at all?

I'm all about truely living and I've done alot of stuff. However, the only thing I'm afraid to do is tell my wife that I don't like her new hair do/colour :)

Tea and crumpets only please ;D wait ... sometimes I do go over the line and make ridiculous comment but no harm was ever intended :) sorry if I made anyone upset ... I never meant it hahaha.

Good afternoon gentlemen, First I would like to greatly apologize to the CERB members for posting misleading photos on BP. My name is Nichole and I am a Quebecoise advertiser (Was on Escorts Canada but they removed my ad because I was using these photos on BP causing them to receive complaints). My description and pictures on Escorts Canada were always 100% real and truly me as I have verified with Escorts Canada. Some of the pictures on BP of costumes and fantasy pieces were not me and they have now all been ERASED. I WILL ONLY POST ACTUAL PHOTOS OF MYSELF ON ALL SITES GOING FORWARD. I will clearly state my services and restrictions so that there is no confusion. I will only be able to offer mild to moderate submissive services, no longer hardcore due to some traumatic injuries. I am apologizing and asking the members to give me another chance. I will work extremely hard to rebuild my reputation with this community. Thank you for this opportunity. Deepest apologies, Nichole :icon_cry:

Just a reminder to all us men who pay women for sexual services that once in a while the po-po WILL pose as a prostitute trolling on BP or CL or even CERB or any other advertising forum as under 18. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2013/02/26/ns-ice-child-luring-arrest.html If you're paying for sex, make sure she's 18 and over! You'll wreck your life like these 5 men who have their names forever plastered on the internet and in our communities.

I like Lee. His sense of humour and upbeat posts help to make CERB the positive community it is RG Damn phone lost my signal while posting Soooo.....I like Vitto for her intelligent and positive contributions to this community RG

I like Lee even if i have never met him in person, because he seems sweet and all his comments show his good heart... Also i like Lee because he finds me sexxxy hehehe

I'm terrified of bugs, especially when they're indoors. I'm also pretty afraid of Ouiji boards. Growing up, my mother used to tell me that when you use them, they open the door to the spirit world inside your house, and as silly as that may seem it definitely stuck with me heh.

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllegs :) I like Issy for her always pleasant personality and has a kind heart ! Oh and lovellllly legs ..............

And I very very much like MR. OD because he is so relaxed all the time and super funny but mostly a very nice guy :)

And you think she would? Did you not read the part about being discrete, and then you randomly e-mail? She has no idea if you are legitimate or are LE. She doesn't advertise services like that because she wants to stay discrete. If she posted an ad, then sure contact her by e-mail or phone. If you are told she is staying under the radar, then go see her. Geez, some people's children.

happy birthday hope your day is amazing mya rain xoxox

Happy Birthay Spud271 :) I wish you the best and a lot of special treats ;) xo

LOVE Angela. She has been a great friend since I got here. We all owe her a bit more than we can possibly say!

Call and book with my receptionist. 613-820-8887 Join me for a sensual naughty massage session at our elite upscale location ..clean ,discreet and welcoming.. my no -rush service is sure to leave you feeling pleased and relaxed.. you won't be disappointed. I take pride in my service and aim to please. I enjoy leaving my clients happy and fulfilled!! Height:5'7 weight:130 bust:32b eyes:green hair:blonde/red nationality:french/spanish looking forward to meeting you.... xo monday:1pm to 9pm tuesday:9am to 9 pm wednesday 3:30pm to 11pm thursday:9am to 11pm sunday:10am to 9pm __________________ For all your naughty MA needs...call 613-820-8887 and my receptionist will book you an appointment

Sleeping Beauty Trilogy, Anne Rice (Anne Rampling) The Witching hour, Anne Rice. The Kushiel books are well written and erotic. I'm curious about the Marketplace series, too. There is a great video of Laura Antoniou reading from one of her chapters as the scene is played out in real time by a couple of adult Kink fans. It is pretty damned hot.

Good morning sexy boys I woke up feeling extra sexy today, I want to touch tease and treat you. lets play. I offer full nude erotic massage, body slides that will blow your mind and a massage that will melt you like butter. prepare to be astonished.

I like emiafish...sauteed in garlic butter and pan-fried to perfection... Sorry, couldn't resist. I like emiafish's avatar and his interesting contributions to the board.

There are lots of nice curvy girls here on cerb. Just do a search under "curvy" since many SPs tag their advertisements with certain words. Good luck!

Waking up to a PM from a favourite playmate and then planning for a new encounter full of fun, fantasy and frolic. Heavy on the frolic!

Monday Summer 9-4 aka "SUMMER LOVE" Mandy 9-9 NEW aka "CandyMandy" Samantha 1-9 NEW aka "Naughty Samantha" Hannah 3:30-9 aka "Hannahxo" New Sexy Pics http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22187 Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! ------HST included in ALL PRICES------ Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: --------30 minutes $55. --------45 minutes on special for $65. --------60 minutes $80. --------90 minutes $120. Session time @ Discretion of MA :wink: Duo Massage: --------30 minute on special for $80. --------45 minute on special for $100. --------60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: --------30 minutes $70. --------45 minutes $85. --------60 minutes $100. --------90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA :wink: Duo Massage/Couples Massage: --------2 Attendant --------30 minute $100. --------45 minute $120. --------60 minute $150. Couples Massage: ------1 Attendant --------30 minute $70. --------45 minute $85. --------60 minute $100. ------HST included-------- Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA :wink: Mandy Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120757 Summers Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=45598 Samantha-NEW PHOTOSHOT TODAY .....LOOK FOR NEW PICS SOON! Mandy Summer Hannah

Gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches with leek and potato soup all washed down with an icy cold glass of milk.

@ jhenna, if you had watched the live feed After Dark, Kat's full house eviction still would have come out of nowhere. One thing I found with night #1 is that there were no feeds out of the HOH room, and I don't think there was any on night #2. We saw Tom and Emmet up, and then figured POV was won by Tom, and Kat went up, but no clue at all that the intent was to not break up that Tom/Emmett duo. There seems to be growing suspicion about why Emmett and Jillian are so close, after supposedly just meeting. I figure that there is a small chance that people auditioning for the show who are from the same area are very likely to meet each other and talk. I can't say they'd hang out while waiting to see if they get picked or not, but let's say Emmett and Jillian are from the same city, it's hard to believe now that they've met that they wouldn't go for coffee in Halifax or something. Also some of the live feeds last year I got the impression that the houseguests met up prior to getting into the house itself along with some alternates. maybe all 15 don't go for dinner in the same place, but I think it unlikely that 2-3 or more aren't going to meet up someway somehow. They seem to know who the unchosen alternates were gives me an impression that they were all in the same room or rooms shortly before hand. Additional Comments: re: Talla, i didn't see that, but it sounds like she doesn't know much about the show. I noticed that BB does that as well, actually pulls people from other reality show auditions to offer them a spot on the show, even though they are not fans and do not watch it much or at all. It is possible Talla is one of those kinds of houseguests? The episodes do edit deliberately to leave a different impression about what is really going on in the house, so that the outcome, like Kat being put up, comes as a surprise. The talk was that Gary was going up because he was annoying, then it was someone else (maybe jillian lol), and ended up being Kat just because Suzette as HOH didn't want to be bombarded by someone who actually wanted to play the game, make deals, and discuss some long term strategies. The first HOH was a good twist idea, but I dislike the animosity and resentment of the two guys Suzette put up. What do any of them expect? All of them risk being put up at some point, and Suzette had an hour to decide., As far as I can tell, they were the only ones who actually told the house they were an alliance lol. It was probably the first smart thing any HOH could or should have done, put them both up and at least one of them goes home. Her final mistake was to not make the house do that, to vote Emmett out, and control the house vote. I don't like the fact this is what BB strategy appears to be now, but since it is, she probably should have worked with that for the final eviction vote with who she had up. She also would have been securing herself some deals with who she didn't put up for eviction. it isn't any wonder that she probably will be the next one to go. As the house does that, over and over we will see the same mistakes, they will end up leaving behind the very people who have really good shots at the end to win. Suzette should be kept around for a very long time, because really she is unlikely to win anything ever again, unless by chance, and if she did, almost anyone will be able to get a deal with her, and if she doesn't almost anyone will be able to get her to vote their way.

Italian! Scotch- highland or lowland?

Somehow I have this thought that it would be rather fun doing Vittoria's laundry.... so that is what I want right now... and a bacon sandwich.

Happy birthday!!

Here's wishing you a happy birthday, Spud! FR

I hope you are having a great birthday, Spud.

Happy Birthday Spud271 :boobies: Wishing you a great day!

Happy Birthday!

Gatorade... my daughter has a really bad cold, and tomorrow is her 2nd birthday. I hope she is a little better by then.

Maybe he can slip away at the Star Wars parties. Do you think they will still let him play the Emperor, even though he left the big job??? I must admit that the resemblance is uncanny....

Have a great one buddy!!!

Giddy up Spud on your special day!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday I hope your day is special, filled with fun, surprises, friends, family and a good boink-enjoy! Remember we don't get older-we get better.

Happy Birthday! Hope it's filled with wine, women and song...

Unhappy people...if you don't like your life, change it or at the very least, don't take it out on the rest of us!

They got what they deserved, in my opinion.. I have iffy feelings about 18 year Olds in this business even. When youre that young, you're not in the headspace to think throughly of the consequences and risks involved in your actions. I was mature for my age at 17, but had I gotten into the business then, my thinking would have been much different than it is now. When I think about how young teenagers are in their minds, and how they make their decisions, it really bothers me, and I do find it exploitative, that someone would try to hire one for sex. Even if they aren't children per se, most teens aren't mature enough to make these types of life changing decisions, and I really don't believe a high percentage of the men who would see such young ladies, actually have their best interests at heart.

Kris makes an excellent point. I am amazed (maybe embarrassed is a better description) that there are so many guys that want to hit on the RMT's thinking that deep down inside, these girls MUST be itching to jerk a guy off for a change.. And as for guys that think they are going to find an RMT that will jerk them off and then process the billing thru their Blue Cross coverage?? OMG... Please, do us all a favor. Stop imagining that every RMT that advertises is going to miraculously provide you with a happy ending. These people are in this business as registered practitioners. This pisses off the RMT's, their Association, and the cops. Give it a rest, fellas...

To be honest. When I first started hobbying and into this lifestyle, I questioned why I would pay $$ for a handjob at the end of a massage. It seemed like a high price to pay for a finish at the end. That was until I tried it. It was sensual. Full of sexual and positive energy relieving stress all over my body. Some of the massages I've received have been out of this world amazing. So until these guys enquiring about it actually try it. You'll always get doubters, unfortunately.

I've always been voluptuous even at a smaller weight. I've always had big boobs and a big round ass. I am the only person in my immediate family who is busty with the curves. My other sisters have been skinny throughout chidhood ( myself included) and then a bit heavier ( a little chubby) and it seems as though we were always dieting. I was never preoccupied with my weight as a child or teenager. Unfortunately only when coming into the business and that issue was one of the cons. They lost the weight and kept it off but at times noticed they analyze what they eat or denying themselves. However, we have had borderline eating disorders and at one point made it worse being in this business going from 115 lbs after having a baby ( lost 40 lbs in 10 weeks) to a heavy weight that was not healthy. I quit my short term eating disorder because I got scared as it was affecting my health and went cold turkey and gained a lot of weight as a result. I went from a healthy and slim weight before having a child to starvation diets to being an emotional closet eater at one point to the point where I didn't want to work because I felt ashamed. Add in a couple of deaths in my family within months of each other and made it that much worse to deal with emotionally. The comments I had received from guys on other sites didn't help and weren't so nice and because I was very popular when I first started out, I thought I had to be perfect. What triggered it was that I was called fat at 115 lbs by some moron. I felt that I wasn't perfect and dealt with that comment the wrong way so all the weight I had lost felt like it was for nothing. So I ate to deal with all the bullshit. As time went on with the weight issues, the business made it worse. I will admit that as strong as I looked on the outside and telling those guys to basically fuck off, it did affect me and who wouldn't it affect? It's no different than online bullying. And yesI was body shamed all the time on those sites. It was ongoing for years. They made me feel like I was the Goodyear blimp. However, over time I resolved those issues and although I'm not 115 lbs as I used to be, I've come to grips with weight issues and gained self acceptance. I really don't care what they say because they are small minded and they have to say that to build themselves up because they probably are insecure or are just jerks. The reality of it is you can't be perfect, you can't change people's opinions and you can't control what people say about you because it will drive you crazy. I have a different mindset now and don't let those old feelings creep in because they will eat away at you. Obviously I have done something right in this business because if I was so unattractive at the weight I was, i wouldn't have any business. And trust me, I have enough business that I can handle. What I have learned specifically related as a service provider is that even though I'm not Hollywood skinny, that is not the first thing clients look at. I am an attractive woman with a lot of other nice qualities and someone who enjoys my job as an SP never being forced to do it for the money or coerced. That is more than enough... esp in this business.

Sky have been previously mentioned here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=119107 and here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=110550 Hope that helps...

Hello there, I am Ms. Powers, kinky alt provider from Toronto. I will be visiting Ottawa this Thursday to Saturday and I would be most pleased to treat myself to correcting your behaviour in any of the following ways: --Compel you to kiss each eyelet of my high-heeled boots --Shave your tender parts and then treat them to some severe squeezing and slapping --Dress you up in panties and stockings and write SLUT across your chest in my lipstick --Treat you as my personal toilet and fill your mouth with my piss --Introduce my cock into your tight little -----hole and pound you gently or cruelly - dependent on my mood of course --Invite you to wear your jammies and suckle at my nipple - milk guaranteed --Spank you with the utmost love to remind you that peeking in the window at teacher while she is alone is NOT appropriate --Grind my asshole all over your mouth, nose and face so you can't breathe because of all the luscious ass in your face --Force you to service my pussy with orgasm after orgasm while I read my magazine or watch television... Or whatever else I feel motivated to do to you. I have an all new latex pencil skirt and low-backed halter top, complete with Cuban heeled latex stockings and garter belt for you to stroke, lube up, and uselessly hump away at. I may laugh at you while you fumble. I entertain a number of fetishes and kinky ideas and I am always impressed by creativity. If there is something you like, ask nicely. I am open-minded and free-spirited. I will be visiting Ottawa Feb 7-9. You can contact me via PM, at [email protected] or 416 605 3910 (call or text). Research me at http://www.missroxypowers.com and see if that puny little penis of yours gets hard enough to call. Sincerely, Roxy Powers

I could not resist to write a recommendation in French for Annessa. She is one of a kind. The English translation follows. I noticed that all the French accent have disappeared, since the big problem that has been resolved now. Would it be possible to replace the French text by this correct one so that it will be readable. I took great care of the texts I write and writing in French is hard. I would appreciate if it could be possible. Thanks, Superlift Annessa ' lorsque la beauté' n''a d'é''gale que le charme Depuis mon premier contact avec CERB, j''ai tout de suite remarqu'é Annessa (Annessa2009), que je considè're comme une 'étoile dans ce magnifique firmament des Dames de CERB. Plus je regardais ses albums, m''imaginais sa beauté', plus je lisais ses ' posts ', ses commentaires et ses opinions, plus je me sentais attiré' ' à la rencontrer. J''en é'tais impressionn'é par ce qu''elle d'égageait de beauté', de classe, de charme, de ' sex appeal '. Mais l''occasion ne s''y est pr'êt'é que quelques mois plus tard, et j''ai enfin osé' lui demander un rendez-vous. Et avec quelle facilité' et simplicité' cela a é'té' convenu. J'''écris ces lignes apr'ès avoir rencontr'é Annessa une deuxiè'me fois. Quel charme fou, quelle beauté', wow. J''en reste encore tout boulevers'é. Lors de notre deuxi'ème rencontre, je voulais que ce soit sp'écial, et pourquoi pas original. ' mon arrivé'e, dans son incall charmant, cozy et discret, elle m'a reç'u en me serrant fort et par un baiser qui a tout de suite ré'veill'é mes sens, mon d'ésir et mon goû't d'elle. Complicité', d'ésir ardent, retrouvailles d'élicieuses. Sans attendre, nos v'êtements se sont envol'és un à' un pour nous faire sentir la chaleur de nos peaux, de nos bouches et de tous nos sens. Mmmm Et puis, surprise, -pause-, j''avais apport' quelques hu'îtres et du vin blanc, un Sancerre pourquoi pas? Ceux qui disent que les huî'tres sont aphrodisiaques, ont bien raison. Nous 'étions nus lorsque nous d'égustions ces coquillages d'élicieux; kinky? Peut-ê'tre ? Charmant, c''est sû'r. Mais tellement spé'cial. Tout un festin, des regards 'échangé's, du go'ût subtil 'éveillé', et le dé'sir grandissant. Notre festin s''est transporté' au lit pour d''autres dé'lices qui ont emporté's tous nos sens, jusqu''au plaisir ultime. Annessa est une 'étoile dans tous les sens du mot. Lumineuse, superbe, charmante, vive, sexy; un feu d''artifice. Mon feu d''artifice. Un feu qui ne s'''éteint pas; je n''attends que la prochaine fois. Annessa ' where beauty meets charm Since my first visit to CERB, I immediatly noticed Annessa, who I consider a star in this magnificent firmanent of Ladies of CERB. The more I looked at her albums, dreamed of her beauty, the more I read her posts and her thoughts, the more I felt attracted to her. I was deeply impressed by her beauty, her class, her charm, her hot sex-appeal. But the opportunity to meet her only happened months later. Still impressed, I dared to ask to meet her. And how simple ans easy it was. I write these lines after my second encounter with Annessa. How charming she is, and what a breathtaking beauty; wow. I am still overwhelmed. For our second encounter, I wanted it to be special, and why not a bit original, When I came in, in her very cozy and discrete incall location, she welcomed me with a warm kiss and hug that lighted up all my senses. What a pleasure to see her again; already intense. Without any more waiting, we went to the play area, drop each item of our clothing, to get our skins meet with sensuality. Then, surprise ! I brought some oysters and white wine, an Sancerre; why not ? Those who say that oysters are aphrodisiac are right. Naked, we were tasting those delicacies: kinky? Maybe ?; charming for sure. But so special. This feast lead us to the bed for another kind of feast where other senses were light up, until the ultimate pleasure. Annessa is a star in every way. A true beauty, lively, superb, bright, so sexy; like a beautiful firework. I cant wait for our next encounter. A diamond in the Ottawa's treasure of gems.